Hollywood is Calling

By web gangsta | Published:

Feeling lonely?  Feeling like nobody loves you enough to call?  Want to feel special?

Then check out HOLLYWOOD IS CALLING,  a site where you can order up today’s hottest celebrities…. well, those willing to participate in this, anyway… and have them call you up and leave a special voicemail message just for you.  Prices start at $5 for a video greeting card.  $20 gives you a 30-second voice-mail message, and an extra $10, you can have them deliver a message that you wrote yourself to a special someone.

Things really get interesting if you decide to pony up $300, because that will give you a 20-minute conversation with the celebrity.

Here are just a few of the dozens of celebrities who are available:

  • Greg Evigan (from BJ and the Bear)
  • Larry Thomas (Seinfeld‘s “Soup Nazi”)
  • Erin Gray (Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, Silver Spoons)
  • Dana Barron (National Lampoon’s Vacation)
  • Sybil Danning (Chained Heat)
  • Andrea Thompson (NYPD Blue, CNN Headline News)

If you’re interested in the 30-second message, here’s a list of what’s available:

  • 5 Minute Motivational And Health Tips Call
  • 10 Minute Motivational And Health Tips Call
  • 20 Minute Motivational And Health Tips Call
  • 5 Minute Live Psychic Consultation
  • 10 Minute Live Psychic Consultation
  • 15 Minute Live Psychic Consultation
  • Customized Message 
  • Customized Romance Special
  • Call Just To Say Hello
  • Encouraging Motivational Call
  • Merry Christmas
  • Happy Birthday
  • Tell My Wife I Love Her 
  • Tell My Girlfriend I Love Her
  • Tell My Husband I Love Him
  • Tell My Boyfriend I Love Him
  • Congratulations On Getting Married
  • Congratulations On Your Bachelor Party
  • Congratulations On Your Bachelorette Party
  • Congratulations On Your Prom 
  • Congratulations On Your Graduation
  • Congratulations On Your Bar Mitzvah
  • Congratulations On Your Bat Mitzvah
  • Congratulations On Your First Holy Communion 
  • Thank You For Your Business
  • Thanks For Being A Great Boss
  • Thanks For Allowing Me To Be Your Realtor 
  • Thanks For Allowing Me To Be Your Sales Representative 
  • Thank You For The Job Interview
  • Have A Nice Day
  • Happy Anniversary
  • Congratulations On Your Wedding Anniversary 
  • Happy Easter
  • April Fools
  • Congratulations On Being Employee Of The Month 
  • Happy Marital Engagement 
  • I Miss You Very Much
  • Congratulations On Having A Baby 
  • Happy Retirement 
  • Happy Sweetest Day
  • Happy Fathers Day
  • Happy Mothers Day
  • Happy Hanukkah
  • Congratulations On A Great Report Card 
  • Happy Thanksgiving 
  • Happy Valentines Day
  • Happy New Year
  • Happy Halloween
  • Get Well Soon
  • Invitation To A Date
  • Marriage Proposal
  • Congratulations On Winning The Big Game 
  • Message Of Unconditional Love From Your Family 
  • Congratulations On Your Recent Success