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Fixing Computers in Exchange for Sex

Have you met “Ray the Computer Guy”?

He posted an ad (since removed) on popular Internet classifieds site Craigslist offering TO FIX COMPUTERS IN EXCHANGE FOR SEX.

His payscale was pretty basic:  for guys, he’d only take cash.  For women, he’d leave it up to their discretion.

Basic repairs that were done in 15 minutes, he’d take a foot massage.

Working for one or two hours gets a little play below the belt.  He figures that if he gets an orgasm for every two hours of service, then he’s doing pretty well.

Question for Web Watch readers: “What would the exchange rate be for sex in your line of work?” 

Assuming that Yahoo hasn’t disabled the account, you might still be able to reach Ray at thekidsalright@yahoo.com