That’s why, as a public service announcement, Web Watch is proud to bring you this LIST OF THINGS TO DO IF CAPTURED BY ALIENS AND ABDUCTED ONTO A FLYING SAUCER OR UFO.
- Learn your captors’ language, so you can communicate with them.
- Space aliens often have psychic powers. Have them teach you how to develop your own
- Ask for a jumpsuit. You’ll feel less of an outsider.
- Most alien spacecraft have large viewing windows with comfortable chairs. Take advantage of the view.
- Most alien spacecraft also have a social area or lounge. Listen to the music on the jukebox. It may not be your kind of music, but you may learn something
- Chances are, you were not the only person abducted. Spend some time tracking down the others.
There are 31 more things listed, all of a practical nature, to help enhance your abduction experience and make your return that much more rewarding.