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How Much Money is in Viagra Spam? Try $4000 a Day!

NASCAR Team ViagraAt least now we know the reason for those hundreds upon hundreds of spam-emails we receive every day.

Sure, we knew the spammers were making money (or they wouldn’t be doing it), but now we have a better idea of exactly how profitable spamming can be, if you have the right product to sell.

Try $4,000 a day, or more.

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10 Things Funny

20 Least Appropriate Tattoos for Girls

face tattoosIn case you were wondering about whether you should get a tattoo or not, you might want to take a look at these 20 TATTOOS YOU DON’T WANT TO GET IF YOU’RE A GIRL.

And yes, all the usual suspects are here, including:

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Book food

Paul Dickson: Drunk Writer

Drunk: The Definitive DictionaryPAUL DICKSON KNOWS A THING OR TWO ABOUT BEING DRUNK.

He knows the difference between being “blotto” and simply being “in the weeds”.

He’s run the gamut from “Feng schwasted” to “eating dirt”.

No, he hasn’t actually been that drunk… at least, not as far as Web Watch is aware of… but Paul Dickson can say that he has written the authoritative book on the subject with DRUNK: THE DEFINITIVE DICTIONARY, listing 2,964 different terms for being wasted out of your mind on wine, beer, or liquor.

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News

What Do 33% of Japanese Men Say They Do? Pee Sitting Down!

TOTO Bidet WashletA recent survey of 500 men who have western-style toilets at their homes concluded that 33.4% OF JAPANESE MEN SIT DOWN TO PEE while at home.

The survey, performed on behalf of TOTO – makers of home bidet systems and other bathroom fixtures – shows an increase of about 9.7% over the numbers from the last time Toto conducted a survey of bathroom habits in 2004.

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food

How Far Would You Travel to Get to a McDonald’s?

McDonald's GrimaceA McRib.  A Shamrock Shake.

These are at least two things that people get hankerings for from their local McDonald’s. Things that people will go out of their way to make sure they get when they know it’s on the menu.

So it all begs the question:  how far would you travel to get to a McDonald’s?

The answer?  Not as far as you might think…with a maximum distance of about 145 miles.

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Halloween Poll: What is this year’s “IT” costume going to be?

A Christmas StoryIt’s that time again.

Time for creative-minded folks to start thinking about what they want to slap together for Halloween.

And this year, with Halloween falling on a Saturday, you just know that the costumes have to be more amazing than ever.

Oh sure, there will be the standard “couples” costumes that cutesy dating couples have to do:  Jon & Kate should be a favorite (put on an Ed Hardy shirt and walk around brooding, and you’ll win first place).  Paula Abdul, Michael Jackson, and the Octomom will make their appearances as well.

But here are the important things to remember when putting together your Halloween costume:

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News

Want to Stop Global Warming? Stop Having Sex.

Global Warming Resource KitThe LONDON SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS has put together a report entitled Fewer Emitters, Lower Emissions, Less Cost that draws what should be an obvious conclusion:

Global warming isn’t an environmental thing, or a byproduct solely due to advanced technology or corporate carbon emissions.

Global warming is due to there being too many damn people in the world.  More people means more manufacturing and excessive gas or bad breath all contributing harm to the environment.

Their solution?  Stop breeding.

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Funny Websites

Whatcha Looking At – How About THESE Photos?

Funniest Home VideosSometimes all you want is a good, unadulterated laugh.

Especially if that laugh is at someone else’s expense.

And even more so if that someone else’s experience is caught on camera.

PWNED ON CAMERA is one of those sites that you can’t help but scrolling through the photos just to see what other uncomfortable situations were caught on tape.