What Are the Cheesiest Movie Lines EVER in Movie History?


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Cheesy MoviesRaise your hand – how many of you can quote almost every line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

Caddyshack?

Star Wars?

The Breakfast Club?

Look around the lunch table.  If it isn’t the guy sitting next to you with their hand raised, then you’re definitely the one.

And all those movies with the most cheesy quotable lines are always the movies that we remember – for better or worse – simply because of that dialogue.

So here we go with the 17 CHEESIEST MOVIE LINES EVER SAID.

Web Watch won’t make it easy for you – we’ll list the line, and you’ll have to click through to the site to see what film the line came from.

  1. “We will wipe out the emperor completely.  By sunset, I will be the new emperor and I will be the master of the WHOLE universe!”
  2. “A bird may love a fish, signore, but where will they live?”
  3. “You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.”
  4. “A dingo ate my baby!”
  5. “Yea, well I’m taller!”
  6. “You’re a godsend, a saviour.”
    “No, I’m a postman.”
  7. “I’m just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her.”
  8. “Put the bunny in the box…”
  9. “You’re so beautiful it hurts.”
    “It’s your nose that hurts.”
    “I think it’s my heart.”
  10. “I’m the king of the world!”
  11. “I am going to make you as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango.”
  12. “Nobody puts Baby in the corner.”
  13. “From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven’t thought of you. And now that I’m with you again… I’m in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you—I can’t breathe. I’m haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating, hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me… what can I do? I will do anything you ask.”
  14. “Ice to see you”
  15. “Attention! Attention! . . . There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help!”
  16. “Give this man satin undies, a dress, a sweater and a skirt or even a lounging outfit and he’s the happiest individual in the world. He can work better, play better and he can be more of a credit to his community and his government because he is happy.”
  17. “Mother! You’re alive…”
    “Too bad…YOU….will die!”