What is expected to be the hottest selling toy this holiday season?
Considering it’s currently sold out at many retailers, the TSA AIRPORT SECURITY CHECKPOINT PLAYSET from Playmobil is right at the top of the list.Some of the reviews are quite helpful:
- I will never need to buy toothpaste again thanks to Playmobil. Not realizing this was a toy I purchased it to prepare for my interview as a TSA agent. Needless to say I aced it and have been happily viewing xrays of carry-on luggage and shoes ever since.
- What better way to teach the next generation how to behave in a police state then with a toy such as this? I’m really hoping that they come out with a toy in which the kids can play “interregator”. Think of all the fun the little folks can have waterboarding those who “hate our freedom”.
- When I bought this toy, I was looking forward to placing my minority-action figure through the metal detector, and then running the little script I prepared: “Excuse me sir, but you have been ‘randomnly’ selected for additional scans. Please let us take a sample from your shoe while the computer analyzes findings for any radioactive or biohazardous material”. It’s too bad that they never came out with the “Pat-Down” edition, where fat guards are groping women for weapons, and turning customers away who refuse the degrading method of search.
Imagine all the fun you can have, reliving your TSA experiences.