What does “Community Service Barbie” and “Girls Gone Wild Xmas” have in common


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Web Watch will ask again: What do “Community Service Barbie” and “Girls Gone Wild Christmas” have in common?

They’re both part of the CATALOG OF UNFIT TOYS, toys that are completely inappropriate or policitally incorrect to be given to kids of any age.

Take the GIRLS GONE WILD CHRISTMAS CAROL video.  It’s exactly what you think would occur if Ebenezer Scrooge had sat down to write one of those “I never thought I’d ever be writing to Forum, but you’ll never believe what happened that Christmas night when the doorbell rang and in came Joe Francis and his bevy of college women” letters.

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE SIMON is the game that really doesn’t want to play with you, and gives half-hearted attempts at leading you through your game of electronic Simon Says

And COMMUNITY SERVICE BARBIE?  You know where Barbie drives in her Barbie convertible from her Barbie Dream House once a month?  She hangs out in the Barbie Inner-City Community Center Playset. 

All these toys, and dozens more, NOT coming to a store near you!