Dear parents: your child is a sore loser.


By web gangsta | Published:

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If you have a child, you should know that they are a loser.

Web Watch wants to be sure you know this, because no matter how precious you believe your offspring are, they truly are bonefide resident of Loserville (population: 1).

How can we be so sure? Because a SURVEY OF PARENTS ABOUT THEIR LOSER CHILDREN SAID SO.

  • 2/5 of parents surveyed said that they’ve seen their child upset about losing a match
  • 1/5 of parents witnessed their child crying over a loss
  • Almost 30% of children were angry after a loss
  • 13% of children would storm off
  • 5% have thrown a piece of sports equipment

Even after all these stats showing how badly some children take getting their asses handed to them on the sporting field, 75% of parents thought that their children were gracious winners all or most of the time.

Yeah, right.