FOX’s TV show NEW GIRL has become one of this season’s more entertaining programs.
While it started slow, with an unnecessary emphasis on the adorkable Zooey Deschanel, it has grown into itself as the audience (and show writers) have gotten to know all the other characters that inhabit Jess’ 30-year-old life.
One recent episode had Jess wondering how to describe what she saw, when she saw one of her roommates’ friends urinating in their shared, co-ed bathroom.
In case you were wondering, here’s the NEW GIRL GUIDE TO NAKED ANIMALS:
- Tony the Tiger = naked, with a kerchief
- Winnie the Pooh = top, no pants
- Paddington Bear = top, no pants
- Yogi Bear = naked, with a tie
- Donald Duck = top, no pants
- Alvin, Simon, Theodore = top, no pants
As the show said, pretty much any bear will qualify as a top, with no pants.
- News flash: naked men and naked women are viewed as being more vulnerable than when clothed
- NSFW: A complete history of naked SURVIVOR contestants (and Jeff Probst?!?!)
- At what age should “Family Naked Time” end?
- Video Fun: Animals Doing Funny Stuff
- This Father’s Day, Take Dad for a Naked Hike
- Every Curse Word on HBO’s The Sopranos, ever