The Worst Stripper Songs, Ever


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So the other day, Web Watch was having some drinks with friends when the topic of party music came up.

Of course, we all broke out singing Red Solo Cup at the top of our lungs, much to the chagrin of our host as they had banned that song from any and all gatherings that they partake in.

Which only prompted us to sing the song louder and at every available opportunity.

And that’s when the conversation shifted from FUN PARTY SONGS to WORST SONGS FOR STRIPPERS TO DANCE TO.

The overall winner?

Stripper Music
Stripper Music

You’d never guess…. so we’ll tell you anyway.

Which then led to the question of what other songs would be completely inappropriate for women to strip to?   Feel free to post your thoughts below, but here are an assortment of suggestions that we’ve seen across the ‘net:

  • Achy Breaky Heart
  • We Are the World
  • Having My Baby
  • Tears in Heaven
  • Dueling Banjos
  • Cats in the Cradle
  • Dude Looks Like a Lady

Maybe we have to put some rules on this.  Let’s say that it has to be a rock song that’s played regularly on the radio.  No deep cuts that nobody has ever heard of except for some fan nerd.

Post your song entries below: