Fox News must really be reaching for readers.
That’s the only reason that Web Watch can even comprehend that they’d come up with this stellar, news-worthy story:
That’s right. Fox News felt that it was SO newsworthy, they had to do a special photo slideshow of celebrities that have a third nipple.
First, how many people do you know that have a third nipple of their own? Do they whip it out at parties? Flaunt it about?
Have you ever dated somebody with a third nipple? That’s a discussion to have at your next party when conversation gets low, isn’t it?
Just to be complete, Web Watch will share with you the list of3 nipple celebritiesthat Fox News posted. But if you know of any others, feel free to post them in the comments below:
- Mark Wahlberg
- Lily Allen
- Carrie Underwood
- Tilda Swinton
- Joanna Krupa
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