What REALLY happens when you have an opportunity to sleep with your fantasy

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Everybody has aTOP FIVE LIST.

That’s the list of your Top Five Most Desired celebrities who, if you ever have the opportunity to do so, you would sleep with – no questions asked from your current spouse or partner.

The obvious reason for the no strings attached hookup allowance is that we can all be fairly confident that the opportunity to actually sleep with perennial favorites Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp, Sandra Bullock, or George Clooney will never actually happen.

The Top Five List is the purest form of fantasy, like buying a lottery ticket, in that you can dream about what the experience would be like if it were to actually come true with the safety in the knowledge that it never will.  You can be as wild and crazy as you want in your mind, without having to go through with anything in the end.

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And yet this fantasy-turned-reality is what happened to Tracy Clark-Flory, a writer at Salon.

ACCORDING TO HER TALE -which may or may not actually have happened, as her job is to write about the topic of Love and Sex regardless of whether such experiences happened to her directly, but we’ll give her the benefit of the doubt since it makes the story that much more interesting to believe it really did happen – she slept with her “favorite male performer”.

It’s a story as old as time, the beginning of a good joke waiting for a punchline:  “a porn star walks into a bar”.

It so happened to be a bar where our protaganist was visiting, and she noticed that her porn-star fantasy is sitting just a few seats away.

So what would you do in this situation when the object of your affection appears, and is approachable in a way that would never happen with Angelina, Johnny, Sandra, or George?  What’s your move?  Can you actually go through with fulfilling your desires and seal the deal, knowing full well that it’s going to be a one-night stand, nothing more?  And more importantly, how do you deal with sharing this conquest with your significant other?  Imagine how that conversation would go… and would that be a show-stopper in terms of getting you to commit to playing out the fantasy?

Another question to consider – would you take Your Fantasy Date back home to your place?  Do it in your family bed with them?  Something about the actual execution of the No Strings Attached Celebrity Boink doesn’t seem completely thought out when the conversation with your friends/loved ones was originally brought up.

Didn’t seem to matter to Tracy, however.  She went through with her plan.

Long story short, the takeaway from the story is thatPORN STARS DON’T SNUGGLEafter sex.

But would you?