How many times per day do you fart?


By web gangsta | Published:

Everybody farts.

The question is, can you catch someone else in the act?  Look around the office – do you have a serial farter in your group?

Why not propose a game with your co-workers: whoever can fart the most without being caught wins the prize money.  It’s a game that everyone can play!

Despicable Me 2 Banana Scented Fart Gun
Despicable Me 2 Banana Scented Fart Gun

But seriously, you can’t deny that you fart. Nor can anyone else you know.  Passing gas is a natural part of being alive.

But let’s get to the question at hand, as there are MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS ABOUT FARTS.  Such as HOW MANY TIMES PER DAY DO PEOPLE FART?

A few years ago, Web Watch told you that PEOPLE FART 14 TIMES PER DAY, ON AVERAGE.  We’ll admit that was slightly misleading, especially if you read the above linked article.

To be more complete – WOMEN FART SEVEN TIMES A DAY, while MEN FART TWELVE TIMES A DAY.

So now you know.