Web Watch has covered such drunk twittering (“dwittering”) in previous posts, but we have not covered the more dangerous, come-back-to-haunt-you act of drunk texting.
Fortunately, the website TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT is here to help, by giving you a forum to share your most embarrassing, personal drunken text messages as a way to cleanse yourself from the previous night’s activities.
Similar to F MY LIFE, visitors have the opportunity to vote on whether last night was a good night or a bad night for the texter.
Obviously, Web Watch does not need to warn the casual reader that last night’s drunken text messages may contain language and descriptions of certain acts that may not necessarily be SFW.
Then again, if they were all SFW they wouldn’t have made it onto that site.
Some recent examples of last night’s texts include:
- I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand.
- you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing ‘follow the yellowbrick road’. i’m pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
- Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
There seems to be a lot of texting after waking up. Not exactly what you’d expect to see on a site featuring texts from last night. Whatever – they’re still funny.