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This is news? Couple tries to make love 30 days in a row… and fails


I Love Daily

A couple in England thought that they’d reignite the spark in their 12-year marriage by vowing to each other that they were going to MAKE LOVE EVERY DAY FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH.

The pros of such an arrangement vastly outnumber the cons — it will bring the couple closer together by increasing the number of intimate moments, it reminds the couple of why they decided to get married in the first place (not for the sex, but for the companionship it brings), and a rekindling of the initial passion that the relationship had at its beginning but found waning due to other responsibilities that married life and work bring to the table.

In other words, general growing up.

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10 Things Music

The top reason to play guitar? “Enlightenment”. The top reason not to play guitar? ‘Cause you’re a girl


Guitar for Dummies
Guitar for Dummies

A few years ago, Web Watch learned how to play the guitar.  It was just a beat-up six-string that we picked up from a second-hand store.  We weren’t very good, but we struggled through.  Never really started rockin’, but at least we were trying.

What kept us going was the TEN REASONS TO PLAY GUITAR:

  1. Mating – because every chick loves themselves a guitar god
  2. Piss off Your Parents – especially when the amp stays cranked up to 11
  3. An Alternative to the Sporting Life – face it, for every football team, there has to be a marching band.  And how many guitar players do you know in the marching band?
  4. Improve Your Vocabulary – songwriting and musical arts. Finding words that rhyme.  You know, English class stuff
  5. Be the Life of the Party – because the party don’t start til you show up
  6. Form a Band and Join the Circus – sometimes they’re one and the same
  7. Head start on a Psychology or Management Degree – ditto
  8. Versatility – “if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball” applies to guitar players, too
  9. Slay Your Idols – just prove you’re better than they are
  10. Enlightenment – music is your life.  Learn it, live it, love it.
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Out of other options? Why not sell your soul to the devil? (Here’s how!)


Satan Loves You
Satan Loves You

It turns out that everything you could possible want to do online, is available nowadays.

The latest trend?

SELLING YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL, ONLINE.

Yes, it’s true – the Internet really has made getting things done more convenient.  Before, you had to wait by the side of the road and playing a fiddle before the devil tracks you down to take a bet that you won’t regret.  But now, selling your soul to the devil is just another online transaction.

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Instants! Because everyone needs an awesome sound effects soundboard


Trombone
Trombone

Because Web Watch knows how often you run into a situation where you just have to have instant access to a sound effects library, Web Watch is proud to point you to the INSTANTS! COLLECTION OF SOUND EFFECTS.

Just load up the page, and click the appropriate sound effect button for instant hilarity.

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10 Things How To Music Video

How to Dress Like Justin Bieber (and why anyone would want to do so)

Justin Bieber Wall Art
Justin Bieber Wall Art

If you’re a fan of JUSTIN BIEBER (and these days, who isn’t?), then one of the more popular things that his fans like to do is DRESS LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER

(What?  You don’t know who Justin Bieber is?  Then you need to read the JUSTIN BIEBER GUIDE FOR OLD PEOPLE before continuing on…)

Justin’s look all has to do with dressing simply and with the occasional splash of color.  Some of Justin’s outfits have consisted of:

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Today’s Fun Fact: By the time a child finishes elementary school, they will have witnessed over 8,000 murders


Stop Teaching Our Kids to Kill
Stop Teaching Our Kids to Kill

According to a STUDY ON TELEVISION VIEWING HABITS by A.C. Nielsen, by the time a child fnishes elementary school, they would have watched over 8,000 murders on TV.  By the time they reach 18, that number grows to over 200,000 violent acts.

If it helps, the average American watches more than 4 hours of TV every day.  If that person lives 65 years, they would have spent at least nine years – about 13% of their life – simply watching TV.

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Just in time for the Kentucky Derby: The Ultimate Bourbon Ball Recipe

The Kentucky Derby Museum Cookbook
The Kentucky Derby Museum Cookbook

Next week is the Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs in Louisville, Kentucky.

And if you’re like Web Watch, you will be tuning in to watch the race with friends – holding a mint julep in one hand, and a racing form in the other… all while trying to see the race through the forest of giant Kentucky Derby hats worn by the ladies in the room.

But Kentucky isn’t know just for this long-running horse race.

No, Kentucky is also known for bourbon.

So if you’re going to host or attend a KENTUCKY DERBY PARTY on race day, you may want to make something bourbon-related.  You know, just because.

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10 Things

Geography lesson: can you pronounce these country names correctly?


Animaniacs - featuring NATIONS OF THE WORLD
Animaniacs – featuring NATIONS OF THE WORLD

Web Watch presents LIFE MAGAZINE’s LIST OF IMPOSSIBLE TO PRONOUNCE COUNTRY NAMES.

How many of the following countries can you pronounce correctly?