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Processed food is not the only reason girls are entering puberty at younger ages


Early Puberty in Girls: The Essential Guide to Coping with This Common Problem
Early Puberty in Girls: The Essential Guide to Coping with This Common Problem

The news has been filled with all sorts of reasons and explanations for why young girls are entering puberty at younger and younger ages these days.

CNN reported that “Early development in girls has been linked with poor self-esteem, eating disorders, and depression, as well as cigarette and alcohol use and earlier sexual activity,” with other news reports stating that girls are entering puberty before they reach the ages of 9 or 10.  Sometimes, puberty can be triggered from an injury or a brain tumor that kickstarts the body’s processing.

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According to Fox News, it’s the worst Laffy Taffy joke ever written


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Web Watch is not beyond sharing a good joke or pun once in a while.  Heck, we enjoy sharing BAD jokes and puns even more.

But we don’t eat Laffy Taffy, so we didn’t know the joy that the jokes written on the inside of the Laffy Taffy wrappers could bring so much joy to so many people of all ages.

That is, until WE STUMBLED UPON WHAT FOX NEWS IS CALLING THE WORST LAFFY TAFFY JOKE EVER WRITTEN.

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The Desirable Armpit – making armpits more pleasant for all

The Armpit of Desire
The Armpit of Desire

Armpits are stinky, moist places that can be rather unpleasant, both for the armpit owner as well as those who encounter someone else’s armpit.

But that’s why ODEGON is hoping that people think that all armpits are nasty, because they sell a new ARMPIT DEODORANT PAD that is designed specifically to absorb all that stink from your pit.

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Food Humor: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they TASTE funny!


Rude Food: The Collected Food Writings of Vir Sanghvi
Rude Food: The Collected Food Writings of Vir Sanghvi

Because inside every one of us is an eight-year-old kid who like to laugh at fart noices, sometimes just reading a menu or wandering an ethnic grocery store can make you laugh.

Whether it be the PEE COLA or SPOTTED DICK, foods from other countries may taste perfectly fine… but the names of the products will just make you laugh out loud.

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Can you identify a virgin by scent alone?


Jitterbug Perfume
Jitterbug Perfume

WHAT DOES A VIRGIN SMELL LIKE?

According to Christophe Laudamiel, a French fragrance designer who has designed scents for Abercrombie & Fitch, Estee Lauder, and Ralph Lauren (among other big names) – a virgin smells “white”.

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Wal-Mart predicts a surge in underpants and sock purchases this holiday season

Always Wear Clean Underwear
Always Wear Clean Underwear

A while back, Web Watch wrote about the UNDERWEAR ECONOMIC INDEX, the theory being that people buy more underwear when they feel that the economy is doing well – and that people will make do with their existing underpants when the economy is doing poorly.

Based on that piece of stellar reporting, Web Watch is confident in saying that WAL-MART BELIEVES THE ECONOMY IS GROWING, as WAL-MART CEO BILL SIMON PREDICTS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON TO BE FILLED WITH UNDERWEAR AND SOCK PURCHASES for adults.

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September 17th is “Seventeen Two-Second Turnoff Day”


Turn off Cell Phone
Turn Off Your Cell Phone

Driving while texting is being banned in more and more states, and rightfully so.  It’s hard enough for Web Watch to walk down the street with every passer-by so engrossed in their Blackberries or iPhones that they’re not paying attention where they’re going – we know how bad it could be with those same people behind the wheel of a car.

Driving has enough distractions as it is, especially for teenagers or other inexperienced drivers.  That’s why SEVENTEEN MAGAZINE and AAA have TEAMED UP for the SEVENTEEN TWO-SECOND TURN OFF DAY on September 17th.

All they want you and your teenagers to do is to take two seconds before you start your car, and turn off your cell phone.  That’s it.  One less distraction for you as you weave in-and-out of traffic on your way to work, school, or fun.

Don’t think it’s necessary?  Let’s take a look at some statistics about how badly distracted teenage drivers are, taken from a poll of over 2000 male and female drivers, age 16-19:

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Science proves that “good” dancers are more attractive, desirable breeders

Dirty Dancing
Dirty Dancing
 

Dr. Nick Neave from Northumbria University in the UK knows good dancing when he sees it.  He also knows a lot about bad dancing, too.

In a STUDY ABOUT GOOD DANCING vs BAD DANCING published in the Biology Letters journal, Dr Neave and his team have discovered that thre are certain dance moves that men can do that will make them more attractive to women.  The study determined that women associate good dancing with good health and reproductive potential.