Researchers have found that as you grow up, YOUR LAST NAME WILL DICTATE YOUR FUTURE BUYING HABITS.
It ends up that as you grow up, you are slowly brainwashed by societal rules based on your last name. People who have a last name that begins with a letter that occurs later in the alphabet will have grown up always at the end of the alphabetical rollcall. They always have to wait for everyone else to go first.
Similarly, those kids who grew up with a last name at the beginning of the alphabet always seem to things first.
It’s sort of like airplane beverage service. Those people sitting at the front of the plane will always get their drinks, while those at the back of the plane may end up not getting served at all if the flight goes quickly.
So what ends up happening as the kids turn to adults is that the later-alphabet folks are more likely to wait on line for the latest products, or end up being first on their block with a specific purchase. All because they don’t want to wait any more than they had to when growing up.
Those adults with early-alphabet names? They don’t feel the need to rush out and get anything, because they were always called on first
All based on their last name. Life kinda sucks for things that you have no control over, doesn’t it?