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The NEW GIRL GUIDE TO NAKED ANIMALS. (There’s a word for that.)

FOX’s TV show NEW GIRL has become one of this season’s more entertaining programs.

While it started slow, with an unnecessary emphasis on the adorkable Zooey Deschanel, it has grown into itself as the audience (and show writers) have gotten to know all the other characters that inhabit Jess’ 30-year-old life.

One recent episode had Jess wondering how to describe what she saw, when she saw one of her roommates’ friends urinating in their shared, co-ed bathroom.

Yogi Bear
Yogi Bear

In case you were wondering, here’s the NEW GIRL GUIDE TO NAKED ANIMALS:

  • Tony the Tiger =  naked, with a kerchief
  • Winnie the Pooh = top, no pants
  • Paddington Bear = top, no pants
  • Yogi Bear = naked, with a tie
  • Donald Duck = top, no pants
  • Alvin, Simon, Theodore = top, no pants

As the show said, pretty much any bear will qualify as a top, with no pants.