You’ve browsed through AMAZON.COM for hours on end before, right?
It’s just like going to TARGET, HOME DEPOT, or COSTCO sometimes, where you know you’re just going to run in for one item, and end up walking out with a shopping cart full of stuff you never knew you needed until you actually saw it on the shelf.
But there is one advantage that AMAZON has over a brick-and-mortar store, in that they have crowdsourced the product reviews. Opening up the reviews to the public to REALLY tell you what the product is all about, and whether it works as designed, and more.
And what Web Watch has found over the years is that people are pretty darn funny.
Reading a stack of reviews, you’ll become an expert of separating what’s a real, helpful review and those that are just there to bitch about a product in a disparaging way for no reason. There are truly helpful and honest people out there who want to share their actual experience — and those are the reviews that can help you decide whether to purchase a product or not.
On the other hand, there are the smart alecs, wiseacres, and extremely creative funny people who have populated Amazon’s reviews with extremely funny commentary on some of the products out there.
And to make it easier to find some of those gems, AMAZON has decided to highlight the BEST OF THE BEST COMMENTS on their own page here: AMAZON’S FUNNIEST PRODUCT REVIEWS
Here you’ll see hysterical comments about common objects.
Like this one for a gallon of milk:
“Do you have any idea where this stuff comes from? It’s excreted by squeezing the wobbly thingie on the UNDERSIDE OF A COW! That’s hardly made clear anywhere on the label.”
Did you know Amazon sells URANIUM ORE?
“I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.”
You’ve probably seen some funny stuff on Amazon over the years. What review have you seen that tickled your funny bone?