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Meet Trent. To some, Trent is a savior. (You might not want to shake his hand, though)

By web gangsta | Published: March 8, 2010

TRENT C. ARSENAULT IS A PROFESSIONAL SPERM DONOR.

Although, perhaps “professional” is not the correct word to use, as Trent gives his sperm away for free to any interested party.

He claims at least 10 successful pregnancies, and suggests that those interested in his services use the “local pickup” option, although FedEx is available if necessary.

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Flash Fun: an Alice in Wonderland-based audio/mouse-control game

By web gangsta | Published: February 23, 2010

By now, Web Watch is sure that you’ve seen the trailers for Johnny Depp and Tim Burton’s new Disney film ALICE IN WONDERLAND.

The fact that a film is pending to be released hasn’t stopped game developers from not releasing games that are based on Lewis Carroll’s classic.

Take RECORD TRIPPING, for example – aside from being based on the familar tale of Alice chasing the White Rabbit around Wonderland and encountering the Mad Hatter and other interesting characters, it’s the game mechanics that really set RECORD TRIPPING apart from other online games.

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What is the key of YOUR favorite songs?

By web gangsta | Published: February 17, 2010

Remember back when Web Watch told you about how THERE SHE GOES by SIXPENCE NONE THE RICHER was called THE MOST PERFECT SONG EVER RECORDED? It was called that, in part due to its ideal song length, and for other reasons as well.

While it may not be a way to tell if what you’re listening to is THE perfect song or not, if you’re a LAST.FM user than we can at least identify if the key of your favorite songs all fall into the same ballpark or not.

In other words, do you favor listening to songs that are in the same key or not?

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Introducing “My New Pink Button” (sometimes the jokes write themselves)

By web gangsta | Published: February 15, 2010

Web Watch will refrain from making any commentary about MY NEW PINK BUTTON, a new makeup product proclaiming to add a youthful pinkness to a woman’s Lady Parts.

No – unlike Natalie Bui at the University of Colorado, Web Watch will not say that we are “repulsed” or state that it’s sad that “women have become so self-conscious of their bodies that they feel that even their most intimate parts must be altered and “beautified.”

We will not call My New Pink Button “yet another extreme product to alter women’s bodies to appear more like the porn star ideal“, as Little Miss Brightside has done.

Nor will we call My New Pink Button as the “worst Valentine’s Day Gift, ever“.

No, Web Watch will not do this.

What Web Watch can do is offer the following information, taken straight from the My New Pink Button website, allowing faithful Web Watch readers to form their own opinion on the product.

After all, My New Pink Button wouldn’t exist if there wasn’t some demand for it, right?

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Dee Snider wants us to TAKE BACK THE HORNS

By web gangsta | Published: February 8, 2010

Rock-n-roll is all about being a rebel and going against The Man and The Corporation.

To hear Dee Snider tell it, it’s also not wearing a pledge pin on your uniform.

That’s why Dee Snider has asked the Internet to come together for one singular cause:

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Unhappy hipsters. (If you don’t know what that means, maybe it’s you.)

By web gangsta | Published: February 4, 2010

Are you a hipster?

Do you live in some hip world full of other hip people? Constantly gazing off into the distance from your hipster pad while you listen to all that hipster post-modern music?

Do you have an ironic goatee?

Is being a hipster all it’s cracked up to be? Maybe YOU’RE AN UNHAPPY HIPSTER.

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NSFW: A complete history of naked SURVIVOR contestants (and Jeff Probst?!?!)

By web gangsta | Published: January 31, 2010

SURVIVOR is one of those shows, especially as it is about to enter its 20th season this month with an all-star HEROES VS VILLAINS theme, that Web Watch loves watching – if only because the show somehow always figures out how to be fresh, exciting, and surprising season after season.

Jeff Probst has even given all future contestants one vital hint on how to survive Survivor, and it all comes down to studying game theory, which Web Watch will cover in a future post.

One thing that Jeff didn’t feel the need to mention is that one key part of being on Survivor is that at some point during the game, you’re goind to be naked.

Sure, the CBS censors may pixelate your NO NO ZONE, or the contestants may decide to show off their newly-buffed bodies in an attempt to increase their Survivor-provided 15-minutes of fame — but after 20 seasons (and approximately 300+ contestants), there was bound to be a glut of Survivor contestant nudity available at some point.

It was inevitable, really.

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RUNNING FROM CAMERA is a funny blog idea

By web gangsta | Published: January 29, 2010

RUNNING FROM CAMERA is a funny original blog idea.

Muggezifter, the blog creator, had a great idea for original self-portraits.

He sets the camera down on a stable surface (or has a friend/stranger hold the camera), sets the self-timer for 2 seconds, and then runs away from the camera as fast as possible.

Yup, can’t be any simpler than that.

Certainly makes those staged posed photos on your next vacation seem a bit old-fashioned, doesn’t it?

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Think your job sucks? It can’t suck any worse than one of these (where’s Mike Rowe?)

By web gangsta | Published: January 28, 2010

Web Watch has long held the belief that one of the worst jobs one could have would be the editor of a fishing show:

“nothing…. nothing…. nothing…. wait, what’s that? Oh, never mind. Nothing… nothing… nothing…”

Yes, we stole that joke from someone, but the sentiment remains the same. Not all cool-sounding jobs are all they’re cracked up to be.

Some jobs really do suck. And Mike Rowe and his DIRTY JOBS team has done a great job of showcasing some of those jobs and the people who are proud to do what other folks refuse to try. But he may have missed one or two jobs along the way.

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News Flash: Women secretly hate the fashion choices most men make

By web gangsta | Published: January 23, 2010

Web Watch openly admits that we grew up with the eight-color box of Crayola crayons.

We don’t know the difference between cyan, sky blue, light blue, purple, blueberry, navy blue, royal blue, denim, or burnt sienna colors.

To us, those all qualify as “blue”, and since they’re all the same color they all should match appropriately to each other. Besides, “jeans” go with everything, right? Right.

And because of our keen fashion sense, Web Watch knows that we can comfortably sit back and mock other people’s fashion choices of their own.

Because Web Watch would never stoop so low as to participate in any of the EIGHT FASHION TRENDS THAT MEN FOLLOW THAT WOMEN HATE.

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Meet Trent. To some, Trent is a savior. (You might not want to shake his hand, though)

Flash Fun: an Alice in Wonderland-based audio/mouse-control game

What is the key of YOUR favorite songs?

Introducing “My New Pink Button” (sometimes the jokes write themselves)

Dee Snider wants us to TAKE BACK THE HORNS

Unhappy hipsters. (If you don’t know what that means, maybe it’s you.)

NSFW: A complete history of naked SURVIVOR contestants (and Jeff Probst?!?!)

RUNNING FROM CAMERA is a funny blog idea

Think your job sucks? It can’t suck any worse than one of these (where’s Mike Rowe?)

News Flash: Women secretly hate the fashion choices most men make

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