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Video Fun: Is this real, or is this fake?


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Is this video real or is this video fake?

Tell us what you think in the comments below…

How much pee does an elephant hold?


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Different animals can pee different amounts.

College-aged fraternity guys have been known to “pee like a race horse” after (or during) some beer events at the house.

Let’s think about that phrase for a moment — does it mean you’re peeing as much as a racehorse would?  Are you peeing in the same manner that a horse does?  Or are you merely peeing while running around a track?

Language – it’s so complicated.

Drawing an Elephant with Pee
Drawing an Elephant with Pee

Continue reading HOW MUCH PEE DOES AN ELEPHANT HOLD?

Cowtipping 101: How to tip a cow


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Have you ever gone cowtipping?

Do you know someone who has gone cow tipping?

If you found yourself in a position where you needed to tip a cow over, would you know how to do it?

 

Cow Tipping
Cow Tipping

Continue reading COWTIPPING 101: HOW TO TIP A COW

Proof that you can pee in the ocean


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Web Watch knows that swimming in the ocean isn’t for everyone.  If you think about it, you’re swimming in the same water that billions (billions of trillions?) of fish use as their personal bathroom every day.

Have you ever wondered why the ocean water is unusually warm on some days compared to others?  It’s not because the sun warms the water — it’s because there’s more fresh pee in your immediate area than normal.

Open Water Swimming Manual: An Expert's Survival Guide for Triathletes and Open Water Swimmers
Open Water Swimming Manual:
An Expert’s Survival Guide for Triathletes and Open Water Swimmers

Continue reading PROOF THAT YOU CAN PEE IN THE OCEAN

Were Beanie Babies a Good Investment?


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When was the last time you went through the bins in your storage closet?

Web Watch is betting that you’ve probably squirreled away some things that you thought you’d keep for future kids or grandkids, or maybe you thought that “this may be worth something some day”.

Or maybe you just wanted to have more stuff.  Hey, it happens.

So remember back when Pet Rocks were a thing?  They sold like flapjacks, then everyone realized that all they have was a rock in a cardboard box.  On the other hand, what originally sold for $3.95 can now be had on eBay for $11-$21 apiece, assuming that you have the original packaging.  It’s not a ton of money, but you can’t deny that the price point has certainly increased over the past 30+ years since the Pet Rock was first introduced.

Warman's Bean Plush Field Guide: Values and Identification
Warman’s Bean Plush Field Guide: Values and Identification

Continue reading WERE BEANIE BABIES A GOOD INVESTMENT?

How much poo does a hippo produce a day?


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It’s a simple math problem:

You have a hippo.  You need to know how much poo a hippo produces a day.

What’s your process to determine this?

Let’s think this one through a bit, shall we?  It’s not like you can ask a hippo how much they weigh, let alone get the hippo up onto a scale at the end of the day.

So what’s a hippo poop researcher to do?

Hungry Hungry Hippo
Hungry Hungry Hippo

Continue reading HOW MUCH POO DOES A HIPPO PRODUCE A DAY?

Let’s play a game: Race Horse or Song Title?


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Let’s play a game: “Race Horse or Song Title”?

It’s a fun game to play during TRIPLE CROWN season, where gamblers everywhere turn to the KENTUCKY DERBY, PREAKNESS, and BELMONT to crown the fastest horse in the land.

But while we all chuckle over the wacky names that horses are given, one does have to wonder where those names come from, right?

Continue reading LET’S PLAY A GAME: RACE HORSE OR SONG TITLE?

How to potty-train a cow


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Scientists are always looking for the next, best thing.

And in their quest to determine how much air and environmental pollution farm animals contribute to the Earth each year, it can become necessary to teach those same farm animals how to do their business on demand.

Think of this along the lines of you you’d housebreak a dog, or teach a cat to use the toilet instead of a litter box — all animals can be taught to associate bathroom time with a specific action, method or command — the object with farm animals is that you’re dealing with the same on a much, much bigger scale.

Continue reading HOW TO POTTY-TRAIN A COW

Video Fun: How to raise an army of squirrels


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Sometimes, all it takes is an interesting Google search to lead you to something interesting on the Internet that you didn’t expect to see.

Continue reading VIDEO FUN: HOW TO RAISE AN ARMY OF SQUIRRELS

Are you a roadkill killer? Chances are – yes, yes you are.


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Web Watch sees it every day.

Animal carcasses by the side of the road.  Usually it’s a skunk or an opposum.

Sometimes a raccoon.  Occasionally a rabbit.  Wild animals that just don’t know how to cross a road safely (which may explain why we never see a chicken at the side of the road — apparently, chickens know how to cross the road).

Once in a while we see a deer.

We even saw a dead moose once.  No idea how the car that hit that monstrosity survived.

Continue reading ARE YOU A ROADKILL KILLER? CHANCES ARE — YES, YES YOU ARE.

How to Dress Like a Unicorn


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“How can you dress like a unicorn?”

Surprisingly, it’s not a question that Web Watch gets asked often, but the fact that we’ve been asked how to impersonate a unicorn at least once is reason enough to write about this phenomenal product that we have found over at Amazon:

Magical Unicorn Mask (Creepy)
Magical Unicorn Mask

That’s right.   If you want to look like a unicorn, you have to get yourself a Magical Unicorn Mask, in adult size.

Seriously, how could you NOT buy a unicorn mask, now that you know it’s available?

Continue reading HOW TO DRESS LIKE A UNICORN

Everything you’ve always wanted to know about bird poop


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Bird Poop Magnets
Bird Poo Magnets

Here at Web Watch, we’re always making sure that our readers are up to date with all the most important things on the Internet.

Today, we wanted to point out one site that should be at the top of your bookmark list, if only because they recently celebrated POOP WEEK. Continue reading EVERYTHING YOU’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT BIRD POOP

Which is the more popular pet: cats or dogs?


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Cat Dog Plush
Nickelodeon CatDog Plush

You may think you know, because you are either a cat person or a dog person — but let’s put you to the test:

According to a SURVEY BY APPA, WHICH IS THE MOST POPULAR PET?

First, since we know you’re going to ask — the APPA is the American Pet Products Association, and they’ve been doing an annual National Pet Owners Survey since 1998.  So they kinda know what they’re talking about when it comes to America’s pets.

Continue reading WHICH IS THE MORE POPULAR PET: CATS OR DOGS?

The end to embarassed farting cows, flatulent goats, and stinky sheep


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Cow Pie gift box
Cow Pie gift box

Science may not have found a way to cure major diseases, but they think they’ve figured out a way to keep a cow from farting.

And wouldn’t you know it, it’s the same concept that also helps keep you from farting as well:  A CHANGE IN THE COW’s DIET WILL PREVENT EXCESS GAS. Continue reading THE END TO EMBARASSED FARTING COWS, FLATULENT GOATS, AND STINKY SHEEP

Want to attract the ladies like the swinging monkeys do? Just pee on yourself. Seriously.


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The Peepee Teepee for the Sprinkling WeeWee
The Peepee Teepee for the Sprinkling WeeWee

If you have difficulty attracting the ladies, maybe it’s time to take a clue from the animal world and do what they do.

Think about it – there is some truth to how people imitate the strutting, boasting, show of force or elaborate mating rituals that go on in the jungles and forests across the country by animals of all shapes and sizes.

So try not to be surprised if people start to imitate the Human Man’s closest relative, THE MONKEY, COVERS THEMSELVES WITH URINE TO ATTRACT A MATE. Continue reading WANT TO ATTRACT THE LADIES LIKE THE SWINGING MONKEYS DO? JUST PEE ON YOURSELF. SERIOUSLY.