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Shopping tip: Beauty products and cosmetics have expiration dates

By web gangsta | Published: August 6, 2011


Don't Go to the Cosmetics Counter without Me
Don’t Go to the Cosmetics Counter without Me

Web Watch has talked about how much trouble that cosmetics can get you into, but that’s not going to stop women and men from buying beauty products on a regular basis.

But some people end up buying more than they need (hello, Costco and Sam’s Club shoppers! We’re looking at you!  And those Extreme Couponers with their hoard).

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Women of the world – a better pee solution for you!

By web gangsta | Published: July 20, 2011


No Boys Allowed - 2 Girls Using the Men's Room
Buy the poster No Boys Allowed – 2 Girls Using the Men’s Room

It’s a common sight at concerts, festivals, or other public events — long lines at the women’s bathroom.

Yeah, we know – women take longer in the restroom than men do.  Bathroom equality in new buildings, and all that.

Web Watch remembers one Jimmy Buffett concert where the entire backside of the bathroom building had been co-opted by girls who were just looking for a place to pop a squat.  They didn’t care that they were peeing in full view of drunk Buffett fans — they were just happy that they had a place to go.

Seeing a lineup of 30 girls all peeing against the side of a cinderblock wall is quite a site.  Power in numbers, indeed.

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Fast-Food Ballpits are Filled with Poo. (Be sure to clean your balls!)

By web gangsta | Published: July 19, 2011


Fun Ballz
Buy some clean ballpit balls

In case you didn’t know, children’s playgrounds are dirty, filthy places.

It doesn’t really matter what type of playground you’re talking about.  Playgrounds at schoolyards and parks are often found scattered with broken bottles and used condoms.   Playgrounds at McDonald’s and Chuck E Cheese are covered in germs.

Some parents consider the ingestion of some germs as a healthy habit for their kids, in order to help build up immunities.

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Everything you’ve always wanted to know about bird poop

By web gangsta | Published: June 29, 2011


Bird Poop Magnets
Bird Poo Magnets

Here at Web Watch, we’re always making sure that our readers are up to date with all the most important things on the Internet.

Today, we wanted to point out one site that should be at the top of your bookmark list, if only because they recently celebrated POOP WEEK.

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There is no joy in using a space toilet in anti-gravity

By web gangsta | Published: May 7, 2011


Dream Space Bathroom
Dream Space Bathroom

It’s probably the single most frequently asked question at NASA and of all astronauts: HOW DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM IN SPACE?

Well, lucky for us, National Geographic has been able to go “behind the scenes” for us to get this video of exactly what the astronauts do to train how to use the anti-gravity space toilet.

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Don’t throw your investment money in the crapper – invest in THIS business instead!

By web gangsta | Published: May 4, 2011


Shit Be Gone toilet paper

Shit Be Gone toilet paper

Want a new business?

Web Watch knows of one for sale.

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The latest perfume scents: bacon, poo, and semen. Luckily, not all at once

By web gangsta | Published: April 21, 2011


Scent of a Woman
Scent of a Woman

Who doesn’t like the smell if bacon?

Okay, besides most vegetarians and perhaps some religious folks — who doesn’t like the smell of bacon?

Well, Web Watch is still unsure about this new perfume, interestingly enough, entitled “Bacon” (pronounced bay-cone) – and it very well may be a prank product right now.  But perfume maker FARGGINAY has gone ahead and created just that.  A bacon-scented perfume.

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Should women be astronauts? Sure – just be sure to drink their pee

By web gangsta | Published: April 20, 2011


Astronaut Barbie
Astronaut Barbie

There are some people who say that women shouldn’t be astronauts. 

It really doesn’t matter who those idiots are, because we have people like Dr William Rowe, and his website FEMALES IN SPACE, which offers many scientific and medical reasons why women are superior astronaut material.

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The end to embarassed farting cows, flatulent goats, and stinky sheep

By web gangsta | Published: April 7, 2011


Cow Pie gift box
Cow Pie gift box

Science may not have found a way to cure major diseases, but they think they’ve figured out a way to keep a cow from farting.

And wouldn’t you know it, it’s the same concept that also helps keep you from farting as well:  A CHANGE IN THE COW’s DIET WILL PREVENT EXCESS GAS.

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How to pee in public without getting caught

By web gangsta | Published: April 4, 2011


You Go Girl - female urination device
Go Girl – Helps women pee while standing

Let’s be honest – nobody likes to pee in their pants.  Sure, it may happen on some drunken occasion, or there might be a little leakage when you laugh or sneeze.  And sometimes, when you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go… no matter where you are. 

And considering the number of products out there to help out these types of situations, you’re definitely not alone.

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Need to make a fast decision? Try not to pee

By web gangsta | Published: March 3, 2011


Smart Choices: A Practical Guide to Making Better Decisions
Smart Choices: A Practical Guide to Making Better Decisions

We’ve all been there, or have seen it in others on various occasions.

The inevitably bad-time moment when you have to do two things at the exact same time: make an important decision, or pee your pants.

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Want to attract the ladies like the swinging monkeys do? Just pee on yourself. Seriously.

By web gangsta | Published: February 26, 2011


The Peepee Teepee for the Sprinkling WeeWee
The Peepee Teepee for the Sprinkling WeeWee

If you have difficulty attracting the ladies, maybe it’s time to take a clue from the animal world and do what they do.

Think about it – there is some truth to how people imitate the strutting, boasting, show of force or elaborate mating rituals that go on in the jungles and forests across the country by animals of all shapes and sizes.

So try not to be surprised if people start to imitate the Human Man’s closest relative, THE MONKEY, COVERS THEMSELVES WITH URINE TO ATTRACT A MATE.

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21 words of advice for touring musicians: #2 on the list? Claim your farts

By web gangsta | Published: November 29, 2010



Fart in a Jar
Fart in a Jar

When bands travel around the country, they usually start out in a van of some sort before finally hitting it big and being able to rent — or if they’re smart, owning — their own tour bus.

And on every band tour bus that Web Watch has been on, they’ve all had one rule posted.

The toilet is only for pee.  No #2 in the bus toilet.

This same rule applies for rental RVs.  Those of you who have taken a weekend trip in one know exactly what Web Watch means about this being one of the most important rules to follow.

Musician Thor Harris has compiled a LIST OF 21 RULES FOR ALL TRAVELLING BANDS that is not just applicable to aspiring artists, but should be something that is posted for anyone planning a road trip with their buddies.  Web Watch has posted a few of Thor’s tips below the cut:

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On November 19th – Take a Squat for World Toilet Day

By web gangsta | Published: November 18, 2010



How to use foreign toilets, including the squat toilet

The WORLD TOILET ORGANIZATION has designated November 19th as WORLD TOILET DAY. 

And what is World Toilet Day, you ask?  In an effort to raise awareness and improve sanitary conditions for people around the world, the World Toilet Organization has decided that merely talking about how bad some countries’ basic bathroom conditions are wasn’t enough.

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Most people would rather touch a public toilet seat than shake hands with a sneezer

By web gangsta | Published: October 28, 2010



The Dread Pirate Toilet Seat
The Dread Pirate Toilet Seat

Are you scared of germs?

How do you feel when you meet someone who just came out of the bathroom and you have to shake their hand?  Especially if their hand is still just a little damp from not being dried properly?

Say it with us:  “Eeewww.”

You don’t want to touch anything in a public bathroom that’s wet, right?

Now take the same situation, and instead of “bathroom”, think “sneeze”.  You’re about to shake someone’s hand when they abruptly sneeze into it — then proudly present it for the handshake.  How do you graciously back out of that one?  It’s not like you can immediately switch to the Howie Mandel fistbumptm.

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