Tag Archives: Beauty

Guess who was voted as having the worst hairstyle of the 21st century?


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Some people are known for having a really nice head of hair.

It’s one of the first things you comment on when you see a co-worker with a new ‘do: “hey, did you get a haircut?” we ask, as if getting a hair cut is something that people don’t tend to do every 6-8 weeks or so (depending on the person, of course).

Why are we so fascinated with hair, either having it or being jealous of someone who has more (or less) than we do?

Continue reading GUESS WHO WAS VOTED AS HAVING THE WORST HAIRSTYLE OF THE 21ST CENTURY?

At what age do men look their best?


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They say that people get better looking as they get older.

More specifically, men get “more distinguished” as they age, and women get more… well, old.

It’s an unfair comparison, but life can be cruel.

And mean.

And hurtful.

And truthful.

Continue reading AT WHAT AGE DO MEN LOOK THEIR BEST?

Can you pee after getting a Brazilian Wax? Apparently, not so much.


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So you went and got yourself a Brazilian Wax.

Other than the obvious, have you noticed anything a bit more… unusual… in your daily bathroom activities since you’ve gotten it done?

Continue reading CAN YOU PEE AFTER GETTING A BRAZILIAN WAX? APPARENTLY, NOT SO MUCH.

Men – would you wear a “Male Corset”?


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Black Faux Leather Fashion Steel Boned Corset
Black Faux Leather Fashion Steel Boned Corset

Men, you like the corsets, don’t you?

Of course you do. You find them sexy on pretty much any woman who goes through the effort of putting on one for you.

But would you feel the same if the tables were turned, and YOU were the one to wear a Male Corset?  Well, it could happen — Asda in the UK is now selling a male corsetOf course, Asda doesn’t go as far as to call it a corset — that wouldn’t do well for sales, would it? Continue reading MEN — WOULD YOU WEAR A “MALE CORSET”?

Beard Shirt! Get your Beard Shirt here!


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The World Beard and Moustache Championships: The First Official Book
The World Beard and Moustache Championships: The First Official Book

Any man worth their salt has grown a beard at some time in their lives.

It may not look good on you, but gosh darn it, you tried.

Then again, there are some men for which growing a Beard of Awesome Proportions is not just a rite of passage, it’s their life.

The folks at THE BEARDLY know how you feel.  They love their beards and want you to show your magnificence off for the world to see.

Continue reading BEARD SHIRT! GET YOUR BEARD SHIRT HERE!

Shopping tip: Beauty products and cosmetics have expiration dates


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Don't Go to the Cosmetics Counter without Me
Don’t Go to the Cosmetics Counter without Me

Web Watch has talked about how much trouble that cosmetics can get you into, but that’s not going to stop women and men from buying beauty products on a regular basis.

But some people end up buying more than they need (hello, Costco and Sam’s Club shoppers! We’re looking at you!  And those Extreme Couponers with their hoard). Continue reading SHOPPING TIP: BEAUTY PRODUCTS AND COSMETICS HAVE EXPIRATION DATES

Not pretty: wearing a year’s worth of makeup at one time


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The Eyes of Tammy Faye Baker
Buy THE EYES OF TAMMY FAYE BAKER

Web Watch has covered a few cosmetics-related articles in the past:

So when we ran across this video by LERNERT & SANDER entitled NATURAL BEAUTY, we knew we needed to bring it to your attention.

What the did was take Belgian model Hannelore Knuts and cover her face with an entire year’s worth of makeup. Continue reading NOT PRETTY: WEARING A YEAR’S WORTH OF MAKEUP AT ONE TIME

Trouble applying sunscreen while at the beach by yourself? Just ask for someone to DO MY BACK


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Lotion Applicator
Don’t buy THIS Lotion Applicator…
check out the one below instead:

We’ve all been to the pool or the beach, with the hot sun blazing down. In one hand is a tube of sunblock, and the other just doesn’t reach all the way around to those special places where the sun actually does shine… a little too much.

So what’s a person to do?

You can do what Kate Slavin did after she ended a 2-year romantic relationship — she designed a product to allow herself to DO MY BACK without anyone else’s help.

Continue reading TROUBLE APPLYING SUNSCREEN WHILE AT THE BEACH BY YOURSELF? JUST ASK FOR SOMEONE TO DO MY BACK

Pierced or tattooed? The Church of Body Modification wants you!


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Modify - uncensored edition
Modify

If you have a body piercing (ears, belly button, nose, lip, elsewhere), a decorative tattoo or scar — yes, scars can be decorative — or have had some type of non-medical-related surgery purposefully intended to change the way your body looks away from what it considered a traditional appearance, then you’ve participated in body modification.

There are all sorts of body mod websites out there, some of which – like BME.COM – we’ve talked about previously on Web Watch. 

Here’s a new one for you:  where do you turn when body modifications are a religious experience? Continue reading PIERCED OR TATTOOED? THE CHURCH OF BODY MODIFICATION WANTS YOU!

Q: What does Mickey Mouse smell like? A: mint, chocolate, and the sea


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Jitterbug Perfume
Jitterbug Perfume

Have you ever wanted to smell like Walt Disney World or Disneyland?

Have you ever wanted to smell like a true magical fantasy?

Well, now’s your chance as The Disney Stores have decided to launch an exclusive perfume and fragrance line that captures the scentual essence of what “Disney” means. Continue reading Q: WHAT DOES MICKEY MOUSE SMELL LIKE? A: MINT, CHOCOLATE, AND THE SEA

5 things that big breasted women want you to know


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I Love Boobies bracelets
I Love Boobies bracelets

Big-breasted women want you to know that there is more to them than just their big breasts.

Like, that their face — it’s up HERE.  Look up.

See?  Yeah, we thought so.  You can’t even tell what color her eyes are, can you?

Continue reading 5 THINGS THAT BIG BREASTED WOMEN WANT YOU TO KNOW

More proof that the cosmetics/beauty industry is trying to kill you


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9-inch Beauty Hairstyling and Makeup Head
9″ Beauty Hairstyling and Makeup Head

Web Watch has said it before, about how beauty shops and cosmetics are trying to kill you:

Okay, you can’t actually die from having herpes.  Well, maybe die from embarassment… but that’s a completely different subject for a different day.

Let’s cut right to the chase: there are plenty of chemicals that are are part of various cosmetics and beauty products that you may not be aware are in there.  Here’s a list of the MOST UNWANTED INGREDIENTS IN PERSONAL CARE/BEAUTY PRODUCTS: Continue reading MORE PROOF THAT THE COSMETICS/BEAUTY INDUSTRY IS TRYING TO KILL YOU

Armpits may be stinky, but it’s a pretty stink


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Dove Ultimate
Dove Ultimate

Dove, the skin care folks, have asked this question of women everywhere:  “DO YOU LOVE YOUR ARMPITS?”.

Would you believe that 93% of women surveyed said, “no”?

That’s right – women don’t care for their own armpits… yet Web Watch knows some women who love sticking their nose directly into their man’s armpits, just to take a big whiff.

Maybe beauty is in the eye of the beholder.  But we digress… Continue reading ARMPITS MAY BE STINKY, BUT IT’S A PRETTY STINK

September 20-27 is NO MAKEUP WEEK


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My First Makeup Bag
My First Makeup Bag

Did you know that September 20th through September 27th was NO MAKE-UP WEEK?

That’s right – for these seven days, women around the world are purposefully going out of the house without blush, base, mascara, lipstick, eyeshadow, and other beauty products in order to prove a point:  that women prefer other women to wear makeup.  (This comes from a study that claims that 80% of women prefer that their female co-workers wear some sort of cosmetics over women who didn’t wear any.)

Continue reading SEPTEMBER 20-27 IS NO MAKEUP WEEK

Odd invention of the day: Anti-Aging Cream made from Infant Foreskin


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SkinMedica - TNS: Essential Serum
SkinMedica – TNS: Essential Serum

SkinMedica is a San Francisco-based company that specializes in anti-aging creams and lotions to help restore elasticity to aging skin. 

And, it appears from what Web Watch reads on other sites, that they will make an anti-aging cream just for you… if you send them your baby’s foreskin to use as an ingredient.  It must be true, as it was allegedly announced as such on an episode of the Oprah Winfrey show in 2007.

And we know that Oprah wouldn’t lie to us, would she?  Besides, SkinMedica isn’t the only company doing this.  A different company uses foreskins to make Vavelta, which is injected to help smooth wrinkles as Botox does. Continue reading ODD INVENTION OF THE DAY: ANTI-AGING CREAM MADE FROM INFANT FORESKIN