Web Watch openly admits that we grew up with the eight-color box of Crayola crayons.
We don’t know the difference between cyan, sky blue, light blue, purple, blueberry, navy blue, royal blue, denim, or burnt sienna colors.
To us, those all qualify as “blue”, and since they’re all the same color they all should match appropriately to each other. Besides, “jeans” go with everything, right? Right.
And because of our keen fashion sense, Web Watch knows that we can comfortably sit back and mock other people’s fashion choices of their own.
Because Web Watch would never stoop so low as to participate in any of the EIGHT FASHION TRENDS THAT MEN FOLLOW THAT WOMEN HATE.
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Fashion Police Rule #18: Do not wear flip-flops at work (unless you work at the pool)
The Flip Flop
Every day, you hear them.
Clippity, cloppity. Flippity, floppity.
The sound of rubber slapping against the heel of one of your co-workers who feel that flip-flops are perfectly acceptable office wear.
“But we work in a casual office,” they exclaim. “Joe in Accounting wears shorts every Friday,” they plead.
Yes, Joe may wear shorts every Friday, but they’re nice shorts paired with a collared shirt and a pair of casual loafers. He’s dressed to hang out near the beach…not on it.
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