Let’s play a game: “Race Horse or Song Title”?
It’s a fun game to play during TRIPLE CROWN season, where gamblers everywhere turn to the KENTUCKY DERBY, PREAKNESS, and BELMONT to crown the fastest horse in the land.
But while we all chuckle over the wacky names that horses are given, one does have to wonder where those names come from, right?
Continue reading LET’S PLAY A GAME: RACE HORSE OR SONG TITLE?
They say that all the really unusual news stories only happen in Florida.
Texas may begin to disagree, especially after what Judge Biery ruled in his recent decision in the case of 35 BAR AND GRILLE, LLC (plaintiffs) vs THE CITY OF SAN ANTONIO in what is officially being called the CASE OF THE ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY BIKINI TOP v THE (MORE) ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY PASTIE.
Continue reading BEST LEGAL RULING EVER: THE CASE OF THE ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY BIKINI TOP
Have you been to a county fair recently?
If not – then rest assured that they still have the old-fashioned carnival barker there, offering to guess anything from your weight, to your zodiac sign, to your age — all for just a few dollars. Don’t worry – if they get it wrong, they hand you a stuffed animal worth $0.25 to them. It’s sheer profit, even if they lose every single transaction that they attempt.
Do you remember Isaac Lamb? Web Watch told you about him last year when he did a fantastic LIP DUB music video to Bruno Mars’ MARRY YOU as a wedding proposal for his girlfriend Amy Frankel.
Go ahead, click that link so you can remember what we’re talking about. We’ll join you after the jump, and you’ve had a moment to grab a tissue.
Continue reading WEB WATCH FOLLOWUP: BRUNO MARS LIP-DUB PROPOSAL SAYS YES TO LOVE
Remember when WEB WATCH told you about the PERFECT AGE DIFFERENCE FOR DATING?
Apparently, that’s a bunch of hooey, depending on who you talk with.
Continue reading JUST WHAT EVERY 78-YEAR-OLD MAN NEEDS: AN 18-YEAR-OLD WIFE
One of life’s greatest gift-giving spectacles is the parade of men in stores like Victoria’s Secret, wandering around and trying to figure out what type of underwear or lingerie they should buy for their significant other.
As many women say, no matter how many times their man will insist that the gift of lingerie is for her – it’s still a gift for him.
So what’s the female equivalent?
Back in the day (and it’s always “back in the day” with these types of stories, isn’t it?), Web Watch would be known to partake in a drinking game or two amongst friends.
Why? Mainly because the games themselves were kinda fun. A bit stupid, perhaps, but always a fun challenge. Drinking was merely secondary to the activity, as one never needs a “game” of any sort to take a drink whenever one would like.
The key, of course, is to know when to say when and back out of the activity. Drinking too much because of some stupid game rule is never a good idea for anyone.
Continue reading TOP 100 MOST POPULAR DRINKING GAMES, AND 5 DRINKING GAME TYPES
A few years ago when the TV show SURVIVOR was unique and different and much more awesome than it is today (not because today’s version is less challenging, but because Survivor has become more mainstream when compared to other programming — and because Web Watch has an awesome idea for Jeff Probst and crew that we’d love to see implemented on a future season of Survivor… if only Probst would return our calls)… where were we?
Ah – yes, a few years ago when the TV show SURVIVOR was unique and different, Web Watch helped with a promotion entitled URBAN SURVIVOR. The premise was exactly the same, with contestants living in unfamiliar circumstances and having to compete in challenges to survive until the end. Continue reading THE 5 WORST SONGS TO HEAR ON REPEAT
Web Watch has reported it before, that SIZE DOES MATTER to women.
And yet, with all the empirical evidence surrounding us every day – such as women continually telling men this — scientists continue to do research on this allegedly very important topic.
Continue reading SCIENCE PROVES WHAT WOMEN HAVE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG: SIZE DOES MATTER
Ever since Robert Heinlein popularized the phrase TANSTAAFL (There Ain’t No Such Thing as a Free Lunch) in his popular sci-fi novel The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress
Especially in today’s litigious world, with McDonald’s hot coffee lawsuits and empowered/privilege-seeking children who demand a blue ribbon just for showing up at school that day – folks need to learn that eventually karma can come back to bite you.
You may be getting a free meal now, but at what future cost?
Continue reading WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A FREE MEAL? (A CHALLENGE AWAITS…)
They say that people get better looking as they get older.
More specifically, men get “more distinguished” as they age, and women get more… well, old.
It’s an unfair comparison, but life can be cruel.
And mean.
And hurtful.
And truthful.
Web Watch, like many of you, have seen our share of weddings and divorces from friends and family.
We’ve seen friends move from casually dating, to serious dating, to getting engaged and more. Web Watch knows one person who’s had three weddings in 10 years time.
Some people just like being married, it seems. Continue reading TOP REASONS WHY PEOPLE SHOULDN’T RUSH INTO MARRIAGE
What’s the age difference between you and your current partner?
Are you one who likes your spouse to be a little bit older than you are, or perhaps a little younger?
Times have past since our parents’ generation, where it was not unusual to marry your high school sweetheart, someone who you graduated with in the same class. Or even those times when your soulmate was just one year ahead or behind you.
Have you ever wanted to set a Guinness World Record?
Web Watch has offered other World Record suggestions in the past, but there’s something to be said for carving out your own niche category and making it your own.
In other words, to guarantee success, you should attempt something that nobody else would even think of trying.
Continue reading THE WORLD RECORD VAGINA (YOU CAN HAVE ONE, TOO!)
Young people tend to ignore older folks.
Advertisers tend to ignore older folks.
Even some older folks ignore each other at times.
But you know, sometimes we should take the time to listen to our elders. They say some pretty funny stuff sometimes.
Continue reading PROOF THAT OLD PEOPLE ARE FUNNIER THAN YOUNG PEOPLE