Dear Pizza Hut, Domino’s, Papa John’s… and all you mom-and-pop pizza places that are still out there:
Web Watch loves pizza.
We’ve eaten quite a few of your pizzas, and have usually enjoyed them. Large, 1-topping pizzas. Small deluxe pies. Extra thin crust, deep-dish. Meat lovers, vegetarian, supreme, barbeque chicken – we’ve had them all.
But there is a disturbing trend that we feel needs to be pointed out: your employees are gross. And gross employees lead to consistently gross pizza.
And it is because of this regular gross pizza experience, Web Watch has stopped ordering pizza from you for delivery.
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Just found the secret to obtaining the ultimate slice of pizza
Rick and Paul also love pizza.
While this does not prove that all those who love pizza are mathematicians, it does prove that all mathematicians love pizza.
And why not? Pizza offers the ultimate eating question: HOW CAN YOU SLICE A PIZZA TO ENSURE THAT ALL PRESENT WILL RECEIVE THE EXACT SAME AMOUNT OF PIZZA?
This was the problem that Rick and Paul set out to find: to determine how to create a PERFECT SLICE OF PIZZA.
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