Smokers do not make better lovers, despite all the assumptions that smoking makes one appear to be sexier.
(do you hear that kids? Let’s say that again — “smokers do not make better lovers”)
We know what you’re thinking. Web Watch, how could you possible know this? Well, we’d like to say that it’s due to our vast knowledge and personal experience… but we’d rather just point you to this REPORT ON SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION and SMOKING.
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Spoiler Alert! Spoilers are GOOD for you! (Psst: Vader is Luke’s Father)
Spoiler Alert: Bruce Willis Is Dead and
399 More Endings from Movies, TV, Books, and Life
Rosebud is a sled.
It was Earth all along.
Soylent Green is people.
Snape kills Dumbledore.
No longer is it safe to save a favorite movie, book, or TV show for later enjoyment if you want to avoid having the ending spoiled. Web Watch has mentioned before that we were successfully able to avoid hearing about the ending of THE SIXTH SENSE until we finally saw the film ourselves on DVD. Yes, we knew there was some general plot twist, but we always were able to avoid any in-depth conversation about it until many months after the film had been released.
And that was before Twitter and the #spoiler or #spoileralert hashtags came into play. We’ve gotten into online battles with friends who are active on various social media sites who have become angry about conversations on shows that they haven’t seen yet, but were pissed that they just happened to come across someone else’s comment.
Dude, if you don’t want to know what happened, then stay the hell off of Twitter. How the hell are WE supposed to know what you have or haven’t seen yet?
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