Tag Archives: Monkey

Today’s fact: the movie FACES OF DEATH was faked


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So..

How many of Web Watch readers have seen the shock-umentary film FACES OF DEATH?

Would you believe that the film is over 30 years old now?

And for those of you who have seen it, what is the most memorable scene in the film?   (We’ll give you a moment to think about it… we’ll get back to this question in a moment.) Continue reading TODAY’S FACT: THE MOVIE FACES OF DEATH WAS FAKED

Monkeys may have thumbs, but they can’t draw worth a damn


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Paul Frank's Julius Monkey
Paul Frank’s Julius

That old adage, about putting a million monkeys into a room with a million typewriters and eventually they’ll write the collective works of Shakespeare, may not necessarily be a realistic statement anymore.

At least if by “writing Shakespeare” is the same as “painting art masterpieces”.

So says a recent study from Boston University that says that PEOPLE PREFER ART PAINTED BY OTHER PEOPLE, AND NOT BY MONKEYS.  We know, how could you go wrong with something like this? Continue reading MONKEYS MAY HAVE THUMBS, BUT THEY CAN’T DRAW WORTH A DAMN

Want to attract the ladies like the swinging monkeys do? Just pee on yourself. Seriously.


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The Peepee Teepee for the Sprinkling WeeWee
The Peepee Teepee for the Sprinkling WeeWee

If you have difficulty attracting the ladies, maybe it’s time to take a clue from the animal world and do what they do.

Think about it – there is some truth to how people imitate the strutting, boasting, show of force or elaborate mating rituals that go on in the jungles and forests across the country by animals of all shapes and sizes.

So try not to be surprised if people start to imitate the Human Man’s closest relative, THE MONKEY, COVERS THEMSELVES WITH URINE TO ATTRACT A MATE. Continue reading WANT TO ATTRACT THE LADIES LIKE THE SWINGING MONKEYS DO? JUST PEE ON YOURSELF. SERIOUSLY.

Proof that Monkeys Hate David Blaine and Criss Angel, but Love Penn & Teller


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Here it is – proof that monkeys definitely do not like some magicians, a grouping that Web Watch can only assume includes David Blaine and Criss Angel, as they also seem to have their detractors.

We are sure, however, that Penn & Teller are still wildly popular with the chimps.   Probably because Penn & Teller purposefully give away the secrets to how their tricks are done.

How can we tell?  Watch the video below.  Besides, once you’ve seen a chimpanzee riding on a Segway, these are things that you just know. Continue reading PROOF THAT MONKEYS HATE DAVID BLAINE AND CRISS ANGEL, BUT LOVE PENN & TELLER

Video Fun: Animals Doing Funny Stuff


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Today is a day for a good laugh.

So Web Watch presents  VIDEOS OF ANIMALS DOING THINGS ON STUFF.

Chimpanzee Riding on a Segway (the original source)

Chimpanzee Riding on a Segway (the music video)

Continue reading VIDEO FUN: ANIMALS DOING FUNNY STUFF