Everywhere you look, people are yearning for “the good old days”, such as when kids could play in the woods all day without supervision. When you could eat undercooked meat or seafood without a care in the world.
And when writers were writers. When books were, well, real BOOKS instead of this electronic crap.
You’ve browsed through AMAZON.COM for hours on end before, right?
It’s just like going to TARGET, HOME DEPOT, or COSTCO sometimes, where you know you’re just going to run in for one item, and end up walking out with a shopping cart full of stuff you never knew you needed until you actually saw it on the shelf.
But there is one advantage that AMAZON has over a brick-and-mortar store, in that they have crowdsourced the product reviews. Opening up the reviews to the public to REALLY tell you what the product is all about, and whether it works as designed, and more.
All of these catchphrases have become part of the lexicon of late night television viewing. But for every Oxyclean success story, there are millions of other As Seen on TV products that doing everything they can to get the word out that they are out there for sale.
And the ubiquitous commercials have become ripe for parody. Take a look at these hilarious audio overdubs of some of your favorite late night TV viewing choices: