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What do Justin Bieber and Jason Mraz have in common?


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WHAT DO JUSTIN BIEBER AND JASON MRAZ HAVE IN COMMON?

It can be a difficult question to answer, as there are so many different options that could match an appropriate answer.

Is it their hair?  Their singing style?  Their sense of swagger?

Or could it be something a bit more…. sexy?

Justin Bieber Duck Tape
Justin Bieber Duck Tape

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In a relationship, size DOES matter


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How tall are you? How tall is your partner?

When looking at who you find attractive, how important to you was your mate’s height in terms of what you find attractive?

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Elevator Shoe Lifts – add 2 inches to your height

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What is the worst joke ever written?


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What’s the worst joke ever written?

Henny Youngman could write a book about ’em.

Comedy, like many thinks in life, is subjective.  What’s funny to one person is definitely not funny to someone else.  Sometimes it’s not the line that’s said, but the way it’s being presented.  Mimes can be funny without saying a word.

Kids’ jokes are inherently not funny in and of themselves, but sometimes it’s amusing to hear children tell jokes that are clearly meant for an adult audience.

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If you have to drink a Trader Joe’s “Two Buck Chuck” wine, which would you choose?


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We know that you’re one of those people who went out to Trader Joe’s and bought a few cases of Charles Shaw vintages for your last dinner party.

You felt that the wine was good enough – at $2 a bottle ($3 a bottle in some states, due to shipping costs) – that you’d be saving some money by serving basic wine to your guests and they’ll never know the difference.

Here’s a hint if you are planning on doing this:  decant those bottles.  Don’t let your friends know that you’re serving them Two Buck Chuck, as no matter how drinkable the wine may be, their initial impression will be solely based on the price you paid per bottle.

I Love Trader Joe's
I Love Trader Joe’s

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Do you believe in evolution? You may be surprised who doesn’t


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There are people who believe in evolution, and people who don’t.

The question is, which side of the fence do you belong to?

Why Evolution is True
Why Evolution is True

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Why did you quit your job?


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Have you ever quit your job?

Just grabbed your things and walked out the door, not looking back?  Web Watch worked with one such person who, after a group meeting was over where they didn’t seem to agree with what was said, went back to their desk, left their access card, and walked out – not saying a word to anyone.

It was certainly an odd way to go for those who witnessed it.

Rich Dad's Before You Quit Your Job: 10 Real-Life Lessons Every Entrepreneur Should Know About Building a Multimillion-Dollar Business
Rich Dad’s Before You Quit Your Job:
10 Real-Life Lessons Every Entrepreneur Should Know About Building a Multimillion-Dollar Business

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How many of your co-workers look at porn while in the office?


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How much time do you spend at the office surfing the Internet for non-work related purposes?

Yeah, that’s right – we know that you check your Facebook or Twitter pages a few times a day when you should be working on that spreadsheet.  You’ve popped over to eBay or Amazon instead of proofreading that report.  Multi-tasking is not unheard of – but there is a limit on what would be considered “appropriate” for the office.

Porn is not one of those things.

Porn @ Work: Exposing the Office's #1 Addiction
Porn @ Work: Exposing the Office’s #1 Addiction

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FAIL tops the list of Top Words for 2013 (whoops – it’s really “404”)


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Language is a funny thing.

Have you ever wondered how some terms become so well known, so indoctrinated, that you could travel around the world and hear the same words and phrases and know exactly what they mean?  Who knew that cab drivers everywhere would know what “fast, fast” means?

Words on a Shirt
Words on a Shirt

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This is the funniest thing you’ll read today


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You’re about to read a very funny story.

It involves a plane, lots of business associates, and some very unfortunate timing.

Matter of Time Instant Privacy Pop Up Shelter
Matter of Time Instant Privacy Pop Up Shelter

All we can tell you is that THIS WILL BE THE FUNNIEST (albeit gross) STORY YOU’LL READ TODAY.

To tell you anything more would be ruining the joy of the storytelling.  Be sure to read it out loud at your next dinner party, it’s that entertaining.

The question for Web Watch readers is: what would you do if you found yourself in that same situation?  Leave your ideas and suggestions below…

Proof that music can make you drunk


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There’s nothing better on a cool weekend evening than firing up some tunes and sitting out on the deck with some good friends and having a drink or two.

There’s a reason that people take great pride in their music atmosphere — it’s because a party without music is a bit of a downer.  Music really does help people have a good time.

Wine How Classy People Get Wasted Drinking Distressed Retro Vintage Tin Sign
Wine: How Classy People Get Wasted

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A Cursing Soundboard of Swear Words


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Looking for a CURSE WORD SOUNDBOARD?  A SWEAR WORD SOUNDBOARD?

You’ve come to the right place.

How To Swear In German: All The Dirty Words And Insulting Phrases You Need To Know
How To Swear In German:
All The Dirty Words And Insulting Phrases You Need To Know

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Do you need a Dating Investigator?


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Dating used to be so much easier before than it is today.

Before, all you had to do was use your gut instinct on whether that guy or gal was going to be the right one for you, or if you felt that they had any excess baggage dragging them along.

DSI--Date Scene Investigation: The Diagnostic Manual of Dating Disorders
DSI–Date Scene Investigation:
The Diagnostic Manual of Dating Disorders

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Everything I Know I Learned from The Brady Bunch


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Everybody knows the story….

…of a lovely lady.  Who was bringing up three very lovely girls.  All of them had hair of gold, like their mother.

The youngest one in curls.

Growing Up Brady
Growing Up Brady

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How many times per day do you fart?


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Everybody farts.

The question is, can you catch someone else in the act?  Look around the office – do you have a serial farter in your group?

Why not propose a game with your co-workers: whoever can fart the most without being caught wins the prize money.  It’s a game that everyone can play!

Despicable Me 2 Banana Scented Fart Gun
Despicable Me 2 Banana Scented Fart Gun

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Playboy’s List of Top Party Schools 2013


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It’s that time of year again, when a young co-ed’s thoughts turn to partying down.

Over the years, Web Watch has shared with you PLAYBOY’S PARTY SCHOOLS list, but they typically are released in the Spring, when high school students are making their choices for where to attend school in the Fall.

This year, Playboy has decided to release their list in the Fall — probably to allow high school seniors a full year to consider where they would like to apply to over the coming months (and for incoming college freshmen to reconsider their collegiate choice, for at least one semester).

You Can Retake a Class, But You Can't Relive a Party!
You Can Retake a Class, But You Can’t Relive a Party!

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