How tall are you? How tall is your partner?
When looking at who you find attractive, how important to you was your mate’s height in terms of what you find attractive?
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In a relationship, size DOES matter
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What is the worst joke ever written?
What’s the worst joke ever written?
Henny Youngman could write a book about ’em.
Comedy, like many thinks in life, is subjective. What’s funny to one person is definitely not funny to someone else. Sometimes it’s not the line that’s said, but the way it’s being presented. Mimes can be funny without saying a word.
Kids’ jokes are inherently not funny in and of themselves, but sometimes it’s amusing to hear children tell jokes that are clearly meant for an adult audience.
We know that you’re one of those people who went out to Trader Joe’s and bought a few cases of Charles Shaw vintages for your last dinner party.
You felt that the wine was good enough – at $2 a bottle ($3 a bottle in some states, due to shipping costs) – that you’d be saving some money by serving basic wine to your guests and they’ll never know the difference.
Here’s a hint if you are planning on doing this: decant those bottles. Don’t let your friends know that you’re serving them Two Buck Chuck, as no matter how drinkable the wine may be, their initial impression will be solely based on the price you paid per bottle.
There are people who believe in evolution, and people who don’t.
The question is, which side of the fence do you belong to?
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Why did you quit your job?
Have you ever quit your job?
Just grabbed your things and walked out the door, not looking back? Web Watch worked with one such person who, after a group meeting was over where they didn’t seem to agree with what was said, went back to their desk, left their access card, and walked out – not saying a word to anyone.
It was certainly an odd way to go for those who witnessed it.
How much time do you spend at the office surfing the Internet for non-work related purposes?
Yeah, that’s right – we know that you check your Facebook or Twitter pages a few times a day when you should be working on that spreadsheet. You’ve popped over to eBay or Amazon instead of proofreading that report. Multi-tasking is not unheard of – but there is a limit on what would be considered “appropriate” for the office.
Porn is not one of those things.
Language is a funny thing.
Have you ever wondered how some terms become so well known, so indoctrinated, that you could travel around the world and hear the same words and phrases and know exactly what they mean? Who knew that cab drivers everywhere would know what “fast, fast” means?
You’re about to read a very funny story.
It involves a plane, lots of business associates, and some very unfortunate timing.
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All we can tell you is that THIS WILL BE THE FUNNIEST (albeit gross) STORY YOU’LL READ TODAY.
To tell you anything more would be ruining the joy of the storytelling. Be sure to read it out loud at your next dinner party, it’s that entertaining.
The question for Web Watch readers is: what would you do if you found yourself in that same situation? Leave your ideas and suggestions below…