Survey time: raise your hand if you’ve NEVER HAD A ONE-NIGHT STAND.
Thought so – there aren’t a lot of you out there who’ve never gone that route at some point in your previous life. Yes, even those single-night hookups with your best friend’s roommate’s cousin who you see every year as they drive across the country on vacation and needed a place to crash, counts.
My Horizontal Life:
A Collection of One-Night Stands
But maybe you’re the shy type.
Maybe you’re just getting out of a long-term relationship or been married for years and are just about ready to dip your toe back into the dating pool. Maybe you’ve forgotten HOW TO HAVE A ONE-NIGHT STAND and are looking for a little bit of a hook-up with a disposable cuddle buddy.
Lucky for you, Web Watch has found this LIST OF ONE-NIGHT STAND TACTICS that can help you reach your bedroom goal:
- Hang out at weddings, holiday parties, dance clubs, and hotels. These are places that one-night stands are most likely to originate.
- Be outgoing, fun-loving. Fun attracts fun, if you know what we mean
- Don’t go alone. Make sure that you have a safety net of friends or electronic devices available to help initiate a rescue.
- Be safe. And this means with any offered food or drink as well as with your body. You don’t want to find yourself waking up in a bathtub full of ice, missing a kidney – right?
- Be mysterious – you don’t even need to use your real name if you don’t want to.
- Let go of the guilt. You know you want to do this, everyone else has done it, and let’s face it – sex can be fun. So let loose.