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It’s true: Animated Children’s Films are More Violent than Films for Adults

We all grew up on Looney Toons, Tom & Jerry, Saturday morning cartoons – and old amusement park owners saying that they would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

And if you were to sit down and watch those classic cartoons today – you’d see a rash of violence bestowed upon the characters to each other: faces blown off, coyotes plummeting to their deaths, anvils falling from the sky.

Hunters on a mission to kill. Coyotes on a mission to kill. Yellow parakeets on a mission to kill. Giant roosters on a mission to torture a dog.

Yes, the violence in all these cartoons and animated features is incredible.

And that’s why a TEAM OF SCIENTISTS DECIDED TO ANALYZE CARTOON DEATHS and report on it for us:

And if you really think about it as you’re watching – PINOCCHIO LITERALLY DIES immediately before the closing credits.  How happy is that film, really?

Walt Disney famously said, “for every laugh, a tear must fall”.  But did he really need to be that dramatic with his tear-inducing choices?