cow - Web Gangsta - Web Watch https://thewebgangsta.com Web Gangsta - Web Watch takes on pop culture, the web, and other interesting things ...since 1994. Thu, 02 Jul 2020 14:55:31 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.3.5 If your job suddenly required you to milk a cow, would you do it? https://thewebgangsta.com/2014/11/if-your-job-suddenly-required-you-to-milk-a-cow-would-you-do-it/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=if-your-job-suddenly-required-you-to-milk-a-cow-would-you-do-it Sun, 09 Nov 2014 00:00:47 +0000 http://beta.thewebgangsta.com/?p=8156 Not everybody has to milk a cow as part of their job.  Farmers, sure. But every day folks? Not so much. And definitely not celebrities. Not unless they were researching for a movie role or something. Being Miss America: Behind the Rhinestone Curtain And that’s the difference between America and other countries. In other countries, […]

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]]> Who eats more meat, China or the US? (You’ll be surprised by the answer) https://thewebgangsta.com/2014/10/who-eats-more-meat-china-or-the-us-youll-be-surprised-by-the-answer/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=who-eats-more-meat-china-or-the-us-youll-be-surprised-by-the-answer Tue, 21 Oct 2014 23:00:54 +0000 http://beta.thewebgangsta.com/?p=8112 People in China are stereotypically believed to live longer, healthier lives – primarily based on their dietary habits. And as stereotypes go, that’s really not a bad judgement call to make on anyone’s part. Who wouldn’t want to be naturally considered healthier than those around you, solely based on your heritage or where you currently […]

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]]> How much milk does a hand-milked cow produce? https://thewebgangsta.com/2014/10/how-much-milk-does-a-hand-milked-cow-produce/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=how-much-milk-does-a-hand-milked-cow-produce Sat, 11 Oct 2014 23:00:19 +0000 http://beta.thewebgangsta.com/?p=8088 Cow milking world championships are not without controversy.  Who moo?   The Small-Scale Dairy: The Complete Guide to Milk Production for the Home and Market According to THIS REPORT FROM THE WORLD HAND-MILKING CHAMPIONSHIPS this year, there was a cow scandal. A milk mystery. Last year’s hand-milking champion decided not to participate in this year’s competition, […]

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]]> Weird News: Cows do not like Cowbells https://thewebgangsta.com/2014/09/weird-news-cows-do-not-like-cowbells/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=weird-news-cows-do-not-like-cowbells Fri, 26 Sep 2014 23:00:10 +0000 http://beta.thewebgangsta.com/?p=8050 Web Watch will refrain from making any “MORE COWBELL” jokes with this story: COWS DO NOT LIKE COWBELLS Yes, it’s a Giant Cowbell So you have to ask yourself, “why?  How could a cow possibly not like a cowbell?  It’s a freakin’ COW BELL?!?” Frankly, it’s that cowbells are just too damn loud. Up to 115 […]

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