As every new mother or father will tell you, their baby is always the prettiest or cutest one on the planet.
BABY REVIEW begs to differ, by telling those same parents the truth about their offspring: that all they are are “Fabulous Feces Factories” or some such.
The cool thing about this site is that it does exactly the same thing as you might be thinking to yourself as you walk around the mall – if only there was an Ugly Baby Makeover Contest program on TV, where comedians go to the mall and award proud parents for having the ugliest baby there.