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OMG! (I’m the adult)

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Have you ever had one of those days when something major happens in your life and you come to the sudden realization of OMG – I’M THE ADULT?

Like when you’re in a car accident with a teenage driver and somebody has to remember to take pictures, write down insurance info, and call the cops? 

Or when you’re at the mall and you see a young man without a belt on, and his sagging pants are dropped so low that his junk is flapping around for the world to see,  and you feel that the only responsible thing to do is to pull the lad aside and tell him that his junk is showing.

Or when you realize that you, as a newly-minted teacher fresh out of college, now have power to tell your high school senior students (just a few years your junior) whether they can go to the bathroom or not…

Or when you’re the only one bothering to clean up the spilled drinks on the pool table felt at the party at the neighbor’s house.   Or you spill something yourself and ask the host where the Spot Shot is.

Yeah, Web Watch knows all sorts of stories from folks about what it’s like to feel like you’re the only adult in town.