How To

How to have a one-night stand

Survey time:  raise your hand if you’ve NEVER HAD A ONE-NIGHT STAND.

Thought so – there aren’t a lot of you out there who’ve never gone that route at some point in your previous life.  Yes, even those single-night hookups with your best friend’s roommate’s cousin who you see every year as they drive across the country on vacation and needed a place to crash, counts.

My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My Horizontal Life:
A Collection of One-Night Stands

But maybe you’re the shy type.

Maybe you’re just getting out of a long-term relationship or been married for years and are just about ready to dip your toe back into the dating pool.  Maybe you’ve forgotten HOW TO HAVE A ONE-NIGHT STAND and are looking for a little bit of a hook-up with a disposable cuddle buddy.

Lucky for you, Web Watch has found this LIST OF ONE-NIGHT STAND TACTICS that can help you reach your bedroom goal:

  • Hang out at weddings, holiday parties, dance clubs, and hotels. These are places that one-night stands are most likely to originate.
  • Be outgoing, fun-loving.  Fun attracts fun, if you know what we mean
  • Don’t go alone. Make sure that you have a safety net of friends or electronic devices available to help initiate a rescue.
  • Be safe. And this means with any offered food or drink as well as with your body.   You don’t want to find yourself waking up in a bathtub full of ice, missing a kidney – right?
  • Be mysterious – you don’t even need to use your real name if you don’t want to.
  • Let go of the guilt. You know you want to do this, everyone else has done it, and let’s face it – sex can be fun.  So let loose.