10 Things Music

When the guy in the band needs to STFU

Listening to a band is awesome.

Listening to a band not play music and prattle on about how they were “inspired” to come up with a certain song?  It may work for Jimmy Buffett – but we’re here to listen to the music, not to you talk.

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That’s the reasoning behind THIS LIST OF THINGS that you never want to hear the band say in the middle of a concert.  Some are just insulting to the crowd, other things are REALLY insulting to the crowd.

Remember, they came to see YOU.  If you find yourself muttering any of these things into a microphone, you might as well just ask someone to come up on stage and punch you in the balls:

  • Any requests?
  • You guys suck
  • Your city sucks (double punch for not even remembering what city you’re in)
  • I forgot the lyrics

What are some of the worst things YOU ever saw an artist do on stage during a concert?