Do you know what HOUSEBLINGING is?
It’s the art of decorating a house for the holidays with the gaudiest, brightest, tackiest displays of… well, stuff.
I’m talking about the stuff that would make a house one of the regular stops on your family’s annual Tacky Light Tour drive-by.
We’re talking lights that can be seen from orbit, they’re so bright.
A light display that puts the Las Vegas Strip to shame.
Yeah, buddy – we’re talking about your house.