10 Ways to Be a Facebook Offender

Are you a FACEBOOK OFFENDER?

If you fall into one of these 10 CATEGORIES, THEN YOU JUST MAY BE A FACEBOOK OFFENDER.

So if you’re on Facebook, don’t be one of these people.

1. Girls Who Think They’re on Myspace
   That means no fairies, no glitter.  Sorry.
2. That Random Kid From High School
   If I had wanted to talk to you since graduation, I would have contacted you before you tried to friend me on Facebook.
3. The Power User
   She posts so often on her wall that her post count spins.  She lives for Facebook – let’s hope her employer doesn’t find out what she’s been doing when she hasn’t been working on her reports.
4. The Camera Whore
   Loves to take and post pictures of herself using the patented single-arm camera shot
5. Moms
   Moms just want to be on Facebook so they can keep track of what their kids are doing.  The problem is how to carefully respond to your mom that you this is really the reason you don’t want to be her friend.
6. The Promoters
   You know, the ones who are always trying to pimp stuff.
7. The Gamers
   Their the ones spending their time playing Scrabble or other Facebook applications, just hoping others will join in the fun.
8. The Righteous
   They’re the ones posting about being green and stuff, because standing on a street corner handing out pamphlets is so 2002.
9. The Oversharer
   Stop updating your damn status message every 2 minutes.  We don’t care.

As for number 10, I won’t let you have that one so easy.  Go check out the above link to see what type of person is the absolute worst Facebook Offender.