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Man, are you mad? Here’s at least one reason why you should NOT be on Facebook

Christina Hendricks Esquire magazine cover
Christina Hendricks
Esquire magazine cover – May 2010

Christina Hendricks from Mad Men knows a little bit about what it takes for a man – a real man – to get her attention.

And back in May 2010, she penned a treatise on the subject entitled A LETTER TO MEN.  It’s just her little way of giving back, to help men everywhere know what they should, and shouldn’t, be doing if they want to score a fantastic woman like that.

Some of the tips she shares are:

  • No man should ever be on Facebook.
  • We love your body. Your potbelly, everything.
  • Panties is a wonderful word. It’s sexy. It’s girlie. It’s naughty. Say it more.
  • Men who constantly stare at our breasts are never the men we’re attracted to

Oh yes, there’s much, much more here.  And it’s all phenomenal advice.  It’s the kind of advice that you’d want to share with your teenage son as a way to treat his future girlfriends.

If you can have a serious conversation with your son that he needs to say the word “panties” a lot.  How would that conversation even go?

“Son, you need to talk more about panties,” just doesn’t have the right father-son talk sound about it.