Superman had Bizarro Superman.
And now Twitter has Bizarro Twitter… aka WOOFER.
Yes, it’s a parody site that nobody should take tremendously seriously (just like the most awesome Twitter accounts THE MIME or similar silliness).
All WOOFER asks its users do is free themselves from the 140-character limitation that Twitter enforces by requiring the exact oppposite. Yup, WOOFER requires each post to contain a minimum of 1,400 characters before it can be posted.
For those of you wondering, 1,400 characters is about 200-300 words, depending on what grade-level your vocabulary works on.
So go ahead – woof away. Nobody would think you were bizarre at all.