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14 Worst Stripper Names

Web Watch has been reading the diary of the ANGRY STRIPPER, and has been quite amused by what Sarah has written thus far.

Who would have thought that dancers would have this much pent-up anger that forces them to write, write, write about their experiences and observations?

It does help when the stripper in question really is a writer, but that’s another post for another day.

Naked Truth: Strip Clubs, Democracy, and a Christian Right
Naked Truth:
Strip Clubs, Democracy, and a Christian Right

So what are some of the things that can make a stripper angry?   Having food inadvertently spit on them is one, for example.  Customers who wear pants made out of sandpaper is another.

But it’s not just being angry at the customers that makes an Angry Stripper angry.  Other strippers can do so too.

Which is why she decided to present the 14 WORST STRIPPER NAMES that she (and her club manager) discovered when looking down the dancer roster one evening.

  • Amazing
  • Anonymous
  • Bray
  • Bubba
  • Kream
  • Gypsi
  • Legend
  • Merlot
  • Picasso
  • Priceless
  • Talon
  • Trouble
  • Crazy
  • Whisper