Book Funny

How about some old-timey erotic literature?

Today’s world is full of nostalgia.

Everywhere you look, people are yearning for “the good old days”, such as when kids could play in the woods all day without supervision. When you could eat undercooked meat or seafood without a care in the world.

And when writers were writers.  When books were, well, real BOOKS instead of this electronic crap.


Living in the past isn’t always a bad thing.  But sometimes the past needs to be updated just a bit to bring it up to today’s standards.

And what better way to do so than to incorporate some good, old-fashioned erotic stories into it?

That’s why you should take a look at these EROTIC STORIES, AS IF THEY WERE WRITTEN BY NON-EROTIC WRITERS, to see a little bit about what could have happened if these authors had taken the road not normally taken.

Some of the writers presented include:

  • Edgar Allan Poe
  • Albert Camus
  • Robert Frost
  • Henry David Thoreau

and… Lewis Carroll, who brings us this classic:

‘Be aware the booberwock, my son!
The nip that slips, the bags to catch!
Beware the Slutslut bird,
and shun the frumious Bandersnatch!’