First date hook-ups are uglier the next morning


By web gangsta | Published:

Have you ever hooked up with your date on the first evening out?

You know how it is – the music’s right, the party was great, you’re feeling it.  Really feeling it…

so you decide to spend the night or invite them up for a nightcap.  One thing leads to another, and BAM!

You wake up the next morning, roll over to gaze longingly into your one-night stand’s eyes… and you recoil in horror at their next-day hideousness.

No, it’s not BEER GOGGLES, but rather a common fact: HOOK-UPS ON THE FIRST DATE WILL BE 50% LESS ATTRACTIVE THAN THEY WERE THE PREVIOUS EVENING.

That’s just one of the conclusions arrived at by Astrologer Linda Joyce, who also reveals the following very true facts:

  • Men under 29 only want you for sex
  • Men love women who are strong and confident.
  • Men hate desperation, slutty dresses, and uber-high heels.

Is this true?  Are first date hookups often regulated to being coyote-ugly?