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Unhappy hipsters. (If you don’t know what that means, maybe it’s you.)

Fuzz the Hipster

Are you a hipster?

Do you live in some hip world full of other hip people?  Constantly gazing off into the distance from your hipster pad while you listen to all that hipster post-modern music?

Do you have an ironic goatee?

Is being a hipster all it’s cracked up to be?  Maybe YOU’RE AN UNHAPPY HIPSTER.

All it takes is living in a post-modern house, with your post-modern wife and post-modern kids.  Not a sign of clutter in the house or yard, and everything is monochromatically colored to match everything else.

It’s like living in a sci-fi model home, but without the sci-fi aspect of it.

And all of that can make you look perpetually unhappy in every photo ever taken.  Which is why we can laugh at the absurd observations of these hip-looking people, as we put “what they’re really thinking” captions under every photo.

Like this one of “Still recoving from broken trust, neither wanted to be the first to try the eggs.”

It’s funny, because it’s true.