Any man worth their salt has grown a beard at some time in their lives.
It may not look good on you, but gosh darn it, you tried.
Then again, there are some men for which growing a Beard of Awesome Proportions is not just a rite of passage, it’s their life.
The folks at THE BEARDLY know how you feel. They love their beards and want you to show your magnificence off for the world to see.
And that’s why they’ve created the Perfect Beard T-Shirt for the Perfect Beard.
It’s a BEARD MEASURING SHIRT.
Just wear this shirt proudly and see where your chiny-chin-chin falls. Is your beard merely “MANLY”, or has it wandered into the realm of “CIVIL WAR GENERAL”? Perhaps your beard is more AMISH in nature?
Web Watch is amused by this. But were is KACZYNSKI-ISH on the chart? That certainly is a qualifying length, don’t you think?
No, the real funny is that the BEARD MEASURING SHIRT comes not just in men’s sizes.. but in women’s sizes as well. We suppose that it’s intended as a way for women to show how proud and supportive they are for their man’s beard… but we don’t think that’s the way the shirt is intended to be worn.