Categories
Internet shopping Websites

One Red Paperclip

Kyle MacDonald has a mission in life: all he wants is a house.

All he had to start with was ONE RED PAPERCLIP.

He’s working on the bartering system, trading item for item until he gets his house.

He traded the paperclip for a pen, and then he traded the pen for a drawer pull. The drawer pull got him a Coleman stove, which he traded for an electric generator. The generator was exchanged for a keg of beer and a Budweiser neon sign.

Categories
shopping

Shopping by Category at ThemeMania.com

THEMEMANIA.COM is a shopping website that is trying to make it easy for you to buy something for that special someone who is hard to shop for.

Instead of presenting all their shopping items out by price or product category – all the items available for sale at ThemeMania are listed by shopping theme.   That is, all the sushi-related items are lumped together, the religion-related items are groups in one place, the angels stuff is all together, and so on.

So if you know you’re looking for something in a particular area of interest but have no idea what type of item to get from that area, ThemeMania should be on your list of places to stop by and see.

Categories
How To shopping

Shaving Advice for Hair “Down There”… and elsewhere

PUBIC SHAVING ADVICE (formerly pubicshave.com) is a site dedicated to the delicate matter of  shaving all sections of body hair, from the head down to the toes… and everywhere inbetween.

The various topics of coverage that they offer include the following:

  • Shaving your pubic area
  • Shaping your pubic hair
  • Hard to reach tight spots
  • Pubic shaving tips for men
  • Shaving your ass
  • Shaving your armpits
  • How to get a good shave
  • Plucking your eyebrows
  • Removing ear and nose hairs
  • Shaving your chest
  • Back hair removal
  • Shaving toes and fingers
  • Hairy palms
  • Instructions for waxing, including waxing your ass
  • Using Nair and others
  • Instructions for bleaching
Categories
shopping Websites

Derek’s Big Archive of Wal-Mart Purchase Receipts

Derek has a lot of time on his hands.

Derek spends a lot of time at Wal-Mart.

Derek also likes to keep his Wal-Mart receipts on-line for us to see.

DEREK’S BIG WEBSITE OF WAL-MART RECEIPTS is a complete list of every Wal-Mart purchase Derek has made since 1996 – combined with visitor commentary on his purchases.

It’s just like we were sitting in the Wal-Mart parking lot making fun of the customers as they leave the store, but without the risk of being run off by those elderly greeters. Again.

Categories
Funny

A Girl’s Guide to Condoms


Girl's Guide to Dating
Girl’s Guide to Dating

Excerpt from A GIRL’S GUIDE TO CONDOMS, by Mimi Coucher

WARNING: Boys cannot read this. If you are a boy and are reading this, stop immediately. The following article is chock-full of highly intimate girl secrets that will be 10 times more embarrassing than any TV commercial for feminine-hygiene products you’ve ever seen. So quit it. I mean it. You’ll be sorry.

OLD FACT: Condoms aren’t sexy. Neither are rubbers, sheaths, prophylactics, Coney Island white fish, raincoats, skins, safes, rubber booties, socks. The package says, “Sold for the prevention of venereal disease.” The boys say, “Sold for the prevention of love”. Oft compared to taking a bath with socks on, the condom ritual was the classic bane to the romantic advances of bumbling ’50s teens.

NEW FACT: Unless you can account for all the blood transfusions, intravenous activities, and sexual escapades of your partner and your partner’s partners, you’d best get used to the idea, right now. “Say,” you blink innocently, “shouldn’t the boy be taking some responsibility for this dangerous transaction?” Yes, of course. But I wouldn’t count on it. You know how they are. And here’s a horrifying thought: not only are you protecting yourself against your partner, you’re protecting your partner against you.

Oh, cheer up. It beats abstinence.