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Movie Review: Shrek the Third



Rated PG for about 10 minutes of poop jokes and talk about baby making.
Rating:  C

It ain’t that great.  Kids younger than 7 or so probably won’t understand half of what’s going on, and there are way too many pop-culture references that are really going to date this movie going forward. 

I hate to say it, but it really wasn’t …. “charming”… at all. 

I had probably 2 good laughs the entire film, and smiled mildly at way too few other portions.  Almost took a little nap at one point, too.   The first Shrek film IS a classic.  2 and 3, not so much.   I think the problem is more with Dreamworks, as this series and Shark Tale both suffered from the same “let’s force the rock-n-roll” into the movie when it really doesn’t need to be there.   Watching the Fairy Tale Princesses burning their bras?  What’s the point?  And seriously, there’s a line in the film that is basically “then there’s poop, some more poop, and poop over there too”. 

As one person I was with said, “you can’t have too many poop jokes in a kids’ movie”.  In this case, yes – yes, you can.

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Movie Review: Lucky You



Rated PG-13 for adult situations and gambling. 

Rating:  C-

It’s billed as a romantic comedy, but don’t believe the hype.  There’s more (boring) scenes of poker than there are of any so-called romance.  And I *like* watching poker.   

Some slightly funny gambling-related moments (one character completely based on a real person and situation).  The problem is that this is a poker movie with a romance side-story, not a romance movie with a bit of poker.  In this case, you’ve really got to know when to fold ‘em.

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Movie Review: PEZHEADS



Giant Tigger PEZ DispenserNot rated, material should be fine for people of all ages.

Rating: C

It’s a good concept, a movie about PEZ collecting. But the film is lacking a cohesive plot that ties it all together or makes you want to care about the people being profiled.  Try sending them on the ultimate PEZ quest or some other mission. Give us a reason to cheer for them, or otherwise inspire another audience emotion.

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Movie Review: King of Kong, a Fistful of Quarters



Not rated (nothing offensive, other than a single recurring poo joke that could be construed as being family friendly)

Rating: B+

It’s a documentary about the “ultra-competitive world of World Record Video Gaming, specifically Donkey Kong”.  If you liked WORDPLAY or SPELLBOUND, you’ll love this one too.  It helps if you have some like of video games anyway.  

LOVED this film.  Great suspense, good characters, some funny bits too.  It helps that there’s a hero and a villain (and a figurative group of crazed villagers with flaming torches and pitchforks, trying to Keep the Man Down).

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Movie Review: Disturbia



Rated: PG-13 for suspense and a little violence.  High creepy factor in places.

Rating:  C

Good premise, but not enough creep for the creepy concept.  At least one good laugh, but not a lot of ‘em. 

There might be two or three good suspenseful scenes, but nothing that can’t wait for DVD viewings.

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Movie Review: Grindhouse



Rated R for blood, language, blood, violence, blood, boobs, blood, and zombies.  And more blood.

Rating :

  • overall concept: B+
  • Tarintino’s part: C
  • Rodriguez’s part: B+
  • The fake trailers and commercials: A

Oh my god — if you love B movies with lots of zombies and blood and useless violence and gratuitous splatter shots and just plain fun, then you’ve got to see this.  If you do not enjoy those late-night bloodfests with lousy direction, dialogue, and gratuitous splatter shots, then you will not enjoy this film.

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Movie Review: Grindhouse



Rated R for blood, language, blood, violence, blood, boobs, blood, and zombies. And more blood.

Rating — overall concept: B+. Tarintino’s part: C. Rodriguez’s part: B+. The fake trailers and commercials: A

If you love B movies with lots of zombies and blood and useless violence and gratuitous splatter shots and just plain fun, then you’ve got to see this. If you do not enjoy those late-night bloodfests with lousy direction, dialogue, and gratuitous splatter shots, then you will not enjoy this film.

The trailers and commercials and other aspects of the film that make this *look* like it’s been played over and over and over again from the mid-70′s until now? Perfect.

When it comes to the double-feature aspect, the only thing I’ll say is that the first film is a lot more exciting and interesting and funny throughout vs the second film. The second film is classic tarintino with tons of dialogue that really doesn’t seem to have any purpose in the film; I even started to nod off in parts of it. But the “climactic ending”, as some reviews have called it, IS worth sitting through to see it to the end.

Yes, there’s tons of gore. It’s done a little bit for shock value and a lot for humor. See it with a large crowd of people who don’t mind cheering at that stuff. Oh, and there are tons of fun cameos. Well, maybe not “tons”, but enough to make it interesting.

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Movie Review: Blades of Glory



Rated PG-13 for dick jokes

Rating:  B-

I laughed more than I thought I would. 

Enjoyable fluff, but more than slightly predictable.

But if I have to choose one ice-skating competition movie to watch over and over again, nothing can beat THE CUTTING EDGE.  Not the lousy made-for-tv movie sequel – that one just sucked.

“Toe-pick!”

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Movie Review: Meet the Robinsons



Rated G for GREAT!

Rating:  A- for the 3D version.  B+ for the flat regular version.

Definitely go see the 3D version if you have it nearby.  It’s incredible and well done.  The movie is good too, if a little sappy at times.  Good laughs at certain parts, and the commercial does not show what I think is a funnier line in a specific scene.  

Which is good, for those of you who hate commercials that ruin all the best parts.

It does get a little predictable in some places, but considering what the plot is, that is to be expected.

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Movie Review: Black Snake Moan



Rated R for lots and lots of boob shots, rough sex, strong language, and close-up shots of tight white panties.  Not exactly what one would call a child-friendly movie.

Rating:  C

It’s a bit cheesy and not as good as the trailer will lead you to believe it to be.   If you base your opinion on whether to see the film solely on what you see in the trailer, you will be very misguided – the movie is much more than two hours of watching an old guy tie up a girl to his radiator. 

There were some slight comedic moments, and a scene so touching that it made the person next to me tear up.  Loved the music.

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Movie Review: Casino Royale



Rating:  A-

Quick summary:  “Quite Fun”

I’m a Bond fan.  Grew up reading all the books and watching the movies with Dad.  Always looked forward to the films… and then came the crap years with Timothy Dalton and the over-the-top plots and villains.  That’s really when the Bond movies stopped being fun. 

Sure, we’d still go to see them — and Pierce Brosnan was great after he finally got the role, but that really didn’t fix the primary problem of the films being utterly boring and predictable.

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Movie Review: Happy Feet



“Happy Feet” refers to the relief people feel while they shuffle out of this inexplicable mess of a film.

Rating:   C

The movie can’t decide what it wants to be:  one comedic song-lyric heavy showstopping number after another (which, for the most part, works);  a coming-out-of-the-closet story;  or an overbearing political environmentalist message that takes up WAY too much of the movie.

Are there laughs?  Sure.  Most of them will go over kids’ heads — and the adults won’t necessarily be laughing *with* the movie, but at it.  Which is never a good sign.

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Movie Review: Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny



Rating:  C

It plays like an extended episode of Mr. Show.  What starts out as an inspired parody of Tommy (or other kick-ass rock opera) sputters out into cliche’ after rock cliche’ that we’ve already seen The D do on screen or in videos.

Was it fun if you were not a D fan?  Probably not. 

Is it required viewing for All Who Want To Rock with the Greatest Band In The World?  Definitely. 

But only as a rental.

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Movie Review: Borat



Rating:  A-

Rated R for pretty much everything you can think of.

Hands down, The Most Offensive film I have ever seen.  And funny as shit.  

And no, I won’t tell you anything else.  Go see it.

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Movie Review: Over the Hedge



Rating: a solid B

The good thing is that it’s not necessary to know the characters from the comic strip ahead of time.  I’ve tried reading the comic in the past – I don’t find it overly funny.   Maybe I’ll try reading it again based on the movie to see if my opinion of the paper version has changed.

Animation?  Not as good as Pixar’s work

Laugh-level?  I laughed more during ICE AGE 2.  It’s still amusing, but not bust-a-gut-funny-ha-ha.

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