Email for Seniors: a step-by-step guide for the computer shy
How many of you are scared about your parents being on email or following/friending you on social networks?
Yeah.
Thought so.
Does it help if you knew that you were not alone? That pretty much everyone doesn’t want to have any more interaction with their parents than was already being provided by phone or Sunday evening dinners?
Dress like Charlie Sheen from “Two and a Half Men” with this classic Retro Bowling Shirt
What if Charlie Sheen was a character in Bil Keane’s The Family Circus cartoons?
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Man Cave: Enter at Your Own Risk
There are some phrases that Web Watch just can’t stand hearing anymore.
“Mancave”.
“Baby Daddy” or “Baby Momma”.
And we’re not alone about some phrases driving people bonkers: Ian Hare wrote about NOT LIKING THE WORD “VAJAYJAY” either.
Look, we’re all adults here. Why sugarcoat these terms into things that are not what they seem?
Some people have too much time on their hands.
Those are the people who are also usually fairly artistic.
Which brings up today’s question: WHAT TO DO WITH A FEW DOZEN DEAD FLIES?
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The Real Animal House: The Awesomely Depraved Saga of the Fraternity That Inspired the Movie
While it has been just a few years since Web Watch last stepped foot inside a fraternity house, based on what we’ve read on TOTAL FRAT MOVE, it looks like things haven’t changed that much.
But once you peel away the torn up furniture in the common rooms, holes in the drywall, and floors still sticky from last week’s legendary party – you’ll see that fraternities are about bonding with your brothers in a way not often seen by those who haven’t been accepted themselves.
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Sometimes art imitates life.
Take this chart, for instance: A GUIDE TO LUNCHROOM SOCIAL GROUPS, THROUGH LIFE.
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GLAMOUR THROUGH YOUR LENS:
A Centerfold Photographers Guide to Exciting Photography
Not everybody looks good in pictures.
At our local grocery store, the store management has their headshots all lined up near the cash registers so that the customers can easily recognize who’s in charge.
All the photos are standard grocery store headshots: blue background, corporate-looking shirt (with and without a tie, depending on managerial level). You know the type of pictures these are, and they all look like they were taken the same day… well, all but one photo on the wall were like this.
One picture stood out from the rest: it was the picture of one of the female managers, taken at GLAMOUR SHOTS. Fuzzy purple boa, feathers in the hair, sultry/pouty pose while looking over a shoulder, heavy hairspray and makeup. In other words, not exactly what we customers would want to see as a store representative of our food and beverage supermart.
How To Get Ahead in Advertising
Advertising and comedy often go hand-in-hand.
Remember the film HOW TO GET AHEAD IN ADVERTISING? It’s about an advertising exec who ends up with a talking zit on the side of his face. Yeah, it’s worth watching.
Or the Dudley Moore film CRAZY PEOPLE, where ad execs decide to get their advertisements written by people in the looney bin (“Volvo: It’s safe, but boxy!”).
How many times have you looked at the TV or radio during a commercial break and mutter to yourself, “Really? Did they REALLY just say that? Do they think we’re idiots?” Without even knowing what you heard, Web Watch is fairly certain the answer to that rhetorical question will be “yes”.
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